Maxim

[Maxim @darrensadick]

Role played the shit out of this one. #EffYouLathander #NightMotherSeducedMe

[Jamie Indigo 👾 100% Human Technical SEO @Jammer_Volts]

Our paladin just devoted himself to a new god to bring back my character’s wife. I’m dying.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@KalamCenter 73. Move the 1 and place it on the ground.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@askUHC My wife has been trying to reach you for a simple question about our policy for hours. The virtual assistant keeps sending us in a never ending loop and your chat support has reportedly been down for months. I’m 10 minutes away from filing an FTC complaint.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@lsv @MTG_Arena It’s certainly hard to know for sure but I strongly suspect this wouldn’t have happened without your influence.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@lsv @wizards_magic @MTG_Arena Watching one of the 🐐’s taking a stand to drive policy for all of us. Appreciate it, LSV. And I’m grabbing popcorn to watch the eventual escalation.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@RefinedWilson I’m fucking dead. 😂 Most accurate graph I’ve seen all week.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

Name a more classic combo.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@ReidDuke @HAUMPH I had been planning on going since it was first announced and then my stupid good friend’s bachelor party ended up this same weekend. 😭😩

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@trackingdonald @elonmusk To those complaining the prompt wasn’t shared, I recreated the experiment successfully: https://t.co/cqHSNyuLRr

That said, I fully expect you to make up some other bullshit reason as to why this isn’t accurate.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@SkillChecK3D @MTG_Arena Did you report them..?

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@SaffronOlive Looks like Captain Planet to me.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@SaffronOlive For us limited players, Writhing Chrysalis is a pretty easy answer.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@MythicMeebo Oooooo I must have a recipe.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@lsv Well this is disgusting.. haha.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@mtgreenee How the literal fuck did you get reelected.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@Exacerbater1 @Nixxisgod @PaulfromOregon1 @theWanderer1092 @NRA @Tim_Walz Your 2nd point is bullshit. Not only is hunting with an AR15 illegal in a lot of states it’s also an absurdly inefficient weapon to use while hunting. You need accuracy while hunting not to pump something full of 30 rounds.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@YunalesckaGames Yesss!! I named all of my gaming handles off of Lufia II. Such a great pair of games.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@VoxyTwitch I usually get Jeremy Renner. Sure. I could dress like him and wear my leather jacket more. I’m good with that. 😂

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@thecruelhandman @VoxyTwitch Curve, I would to guess. Dawn’s Truce is also…. Not great.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

@mistermetronome @wizards_magic Woah that deck looks insane lol. Time to go pull up the VOD.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

Asked a member of the staff now that things are calm again. Falsely tripped fire alarm was the cause of the temporary forced evacuation.

[Maxim @darrensadick]

I’m in the #Louvre and they just evacuated everyone in the Denon wing. The other wings remain open. Not sure why. @AP @BBCNews @France24_en @AFP

[Maxim @darrensadick]

Looks like they’re already letting people back in. Wing was closed for about 15 minutes.