Celine Dijon

I Explain Stuff Badly

[Celine Dijon @darrensucks]

Me: *Just read a book, curious about who wrote it*

"About the Author" page:

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Asking my friend who gets anxiety when he smokes why he smokes it like that

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@kanyewest I think they’re scared of wearing a swastika shirt because they’re not psychotic douchebags

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@elonmusk @Cernovich You have so many dick riders on this platform

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@IAMTOMMACDONALD Remember when stuff was actually offensive and people got away with it because they were actually funny and not just telling everyone that they’re offensive because they’re trying to win over the lowest common denominator? I miss those days.

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Ahh yes, the penalty box; the closest thing we have to a cuck chair in sports

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@Dragonstars @Discourse_Stu Oh 100% and I def wrote that when I was freshly bitter about the results, but I want to make clear that this isn’t all the protest non-voters faults. The Dems did a horrendous job of understanding their base and played against it way too much.

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Wondering if there’s a voter somewhere who couldn’t make up their mind about who to vote for because they genuinely loved both candidates so much

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@SethAbramson They’d see msnbc and immediately say it’s not true

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“If you don’t like it. Leave!” Bitch I just might

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

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Seeing if this tweet gets me killed later on: Donald Trump is a bitch

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Pointing this out to show how many incels still remain on the left (I’m sure there are still way more on the right, but it just sucks)

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Predicting the future: every time Trump has faced a woman nominee, he has won.

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@biffxannan @zestybundoo Not a republican, just very critical of how the left handled this election. The writing was on the walls with the amount of protest voters. It’s good that people are critical of the situation in Gaza but it blows my mind that they put that above women’s rights.

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@zestybundoo Yes

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@PlayPhasmo Love the update otherwise! It’s been a ton of fun!

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@PlayPhasmo Just wanted to give a heads up that a lot of other players, including myself, have experienced a bug when playing with console players on PC; after someone dies, no one is able to hear the player on PC anymore, also, the PC player is then unable to access their journal

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Lmaooo @gopuff is unhinged

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@messedupfoods Justice Sotomayoreo