Darren Simpson

I believe this is supposed to say something funny.....

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@PolitlcsUK Nice choice of colour next to Laurence Fox. I see what you did there!

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

Let’s be honest, we’ve all been waiting for Trump to do Trump things at the World Cup and boy he has not disappointed…..

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

The “Games Gone” of all “Games Gones”.
And seeing the American responses to this whole fiasco vs the views of pretty much the entire footballing world perfectly sums up the arrogance and ignorance of the nation.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Trump confirms he asked Fifa to review Balogun ban https://t.co/lqXCUyZa97

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@_real_lies Noooo! Don’t let this stop you from releasing music, your stuff is great!

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@mygamesir When will this be released please? I’ve been keeping an eye on this since CES 2026 and keen to use it with Wreckfest 2.
If you need anyone to test it, I would love to :-)

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@RobertJoesbury @nocontextfm1 Spot on!
He is still great and I am quite happy being in the uncool camp in thinking that!

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@TiredActor I had them when I came off citalopram. They were truly horrible!

After talking to the doc about it, she tapered me off them really slowly. By the end, I was cutting the lowest dosage pills in half. I don’t think there is much else you can do other than coming off them slowly

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

Depression really seems to have a hold of me at the moment. I’m sure I’ll be ok & the new James Blake album is getting me through. The lyrics “You’re no good to anyone dead” from Walk Out Music is what I need. Thank you @jamesblake for your amazing music

https://t.co/bwXkylI20h

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@jamesblake I just wish I had acted quicker and got the Quentin Blake edition. The beautiful artwork goes nicely with the beautiful music

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@james_droog @JayneMoobs Yup! Whilst I feel bad for those that have lost money, it was stated quite clearly what the return was for ‘Equity For Punks’. Which was basically just a free pint of beer on your birthday.

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@Argos_Online hi. Can I send you a DM about a return please?

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

Someone needs to come up with a chant that fits “pretty fly for a Szoboszlai”

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

South Yorkshire Police can f*ck off

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

Managed to get two tickets for Radiohead in my basket and then disaster…..

I’m never going to see them am I?

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

With the greatest respect to a very fine goalkeeper, fucking Courtois can fuck the fuck off

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@SkySportsPL Do you fancy using some of your immense salary to clear my debt? Failing that, how about a pint?

More realistic question, you’re adored by the Liverpool fans. What does that feel like? Does that adoration offset any frustrations you might have about not starting more games?

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@EE hi. When I moved to EE from BT, it said about TNT being a benefit. Now it says the below:

Why do I need to call to get the add-on? Can I not just be sent the details please?

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

@4golfonline Snap. Absolutely gutted

[Darren Simpson @darrenwsimpson]

Worst. Day. Ever. No Radiohead code for me 😢😢😢😢😢 #Radiohead