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Words words words words punchline

[darsh @darsh647]

Now we know why @JonnyBones actually retired. He was scared of mythical fighter heavyweight @JohnnyWalker

[darsh @darsh647]

Time to hit the oil rig

[darsh @darsh647]

Yo they need to fire the ref for sure off that

[darsh @darsh647]

Standing someone up while they have their back is fuckin crazy work

[darsh @darsh647]

Hero shit

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

🚨 Cain Velasquez opens up about his 2022 arrest for attempted murder for shooting at a man that allegedly sexually assaulted his child:

“My son was in bed and told me things that are happening to him at daycare. So I ask questions about happened, he tells me, I said ‘how long as this been going on?’ — he said ‘a while.’”

“So I did what we’re supposed to do. Make a report and call the authorities. They book him, he gets out on Friday that same week with no ankle monitor, nothing. He’s out in two days.”

“Just seeing my son, the trauma coming out, seeing the hurt in him, him breaking down crying. Seeing Michelle [his wife] break down, and not being able to do anything about it.”

“Now looking at the signs, my son started digressing in his potty training. So he would just wet himself. He was avoiding going to the bathroom.”

“I lost it. I f**king lost the will to live. Didn’t care about dying or anything. I was in a different place at that moment. So I did what I did.”

“I went on an 11 mile chase shooting at him.”

via @ShawnRyan762

[darsh @darsh647]

Damn rip Professor X

[darsh @darsh647]

It's official the mountains are getting snow

[darsh @darsh647]

I finished all the game of thrones books and sub stories, do I really have to read dune now?

[darsh @darsh647]

Huge

[Chaos Crave @ChaosCrave_]

EXCLUSIVE: Norman Reedus has reportedly officially signed on to reprise his role as Sam Porter Bridges in the live-action 'DEATH STRANDING' feature film from A24 and Hideo Kojima.

[Simon @_smcf]

Today I was smart enough to know that a magnitude 9.9 quake would be a total Japan extinction event but not smart enough to know that a quake that strong isn't actually possible. I accepted my death in a Shibuya restaurant.

[darsh @darsh647]

Damn no 3pete

[darsh @darsh647]

Very very doubtful

[Wesam @wesamo__]

I'm in Japan in a way more niche and interesting way than you all are

[darsh @darsh647]

Kojima review certified

[小島秀夫 @Kojima_Hideo]

デヴィッド・エアー監督の「ハート・オブ・ビースト」を観た。どちらもPTSDを患っている退役軍人と元軍用偵察犬の生存をかけた帰郷の物語。アラスカ原野の美しくも過酷で厳しい大自然が立ちはだかる。ほとんどセリフはないが、二人(ブラピと犬)の強い絆が伝わってくる。不覚にも泣いてしまった。最後に犬の名前、“オーディン”がボディブロウの様に効いてくる。パンフレットが、制作されてなかったのが残念🐕‍🦺

[darsh @darsh647]

Gable Stevenson getting knocked out in 12 seconds is crazy lmfaoooo

[darsh @darsh647]

Not a day goes by where I don't think of this jacket

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Ryan Gosling's coat from 'Blade Runner 2049' is being auctioned off

Current bid is $20,000

[darsh @darsh647]

I need this but opposite, the British airport im sitting in right now is a fuckin cesspool

[Stefan Roberts @stefanroberts]

There should be a Japanese word for the weird mix of disgust and comfort you feel returning home to a British airport.

[darsh @darsh647]

I'm about to cancel my Amex cuz honestly they be letting in anybody to these airport lounges. Like the biggest pieces of shit you've ever seen in your life.

[darsh @darsh647]

Honestly these Brits talk about out drinking people but like all there fuckin beers are like 3% can't even catch a buzz

[darsh @darsh647]

I don't know even a smidgen of French smh

[darsh @darsh647]

So we, and I'm not even being facetious. Have you kill this guy right?

[Remarks @remarks]

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