Darshan Badgujar

[anirban @onirbanhere]

Bhadwe mera btech to khatam hone de

[hriday. @kollydrives]

15 to immortality.

[Cowboy Bepop @cowboy___bepop]

Virat Kohli in white ball cricket

[Hanekawa’s Hero @HanekawasHero]

@XavierDsage A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche

[Wiz Antifa @EliSeeney]

Overheard my daughter’s bff who stayed over complaining about a skin irritation
on her face that’d been itching and burning, and my daughter said “tell my dad, he always knows what to do…”

[Darshan Badgujar @darshan_2405]

4th June 2024 (Dimppy bhabhi hatiye ..) also deserves to be their somewhere

[ansh @anshesque18]

- 23rd september 2026 (jay singh rathore scam space)

- 4th january 2025 (vidya balan PR post for rohit sharma)

- 7th may 2025 (tl at operation sindoor night)

this 3 has to be my top3 days as a twitter user by far. nothing really comes close to these 3 days 😭😭😭

[claire @poopandpee333]

I treat objects like women

[Darshan Badgujar @darshan_2405]

Except marshall all are very difficult to deal with on day to day basis

[elephant @trunkincrisis]

finally i’m being addressed

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[ur mom @nainkat28]

If you touch the feet of old indian ppl it hits their ji spot

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 4 feelings:

1. ​showering when no one's home.
2. ​playing music and singing when no one's home.
3. ​coming home to an empty house.
4. ​cleaning when no one's home.

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

More than 16 years of education, yet no one taught us how to console a grieving friend or what to say when someone we love is at their lowest.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Her husband turns down the volume of the TV during a family dinner, realizing that his wife is bothered by loud music before she even tells him.

[Jessica 🗽 @itsOnly_Jessica]

I need this as a sticker 😭

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

Zampa ko bhi 10 saal ho gaye cricket me, vividly remember him taking a 6-fer for Rising Pune Supergiants, I'm slowly becoming a nostalgia merchant bc 😭

[Shivani @meme_ki_diwani]

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