8th Hoekage Ant

Haitian-American. Syracuse University Alum. Real Madrid. NYCFC. New England Patriots

[8th Hoekage Ant @darth_ant]

OCTOBER 1st means it’s time to post this again.

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That is why you should let Vini take PKs

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This is WHY YOU LET VINI TAKE THE PENS

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What a terrible ending

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WOW

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OMG Mercedes sabotaged Kimi car

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I just want a Hamilton win as a bday gift @ScuderiaFerrari

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Another year around the sun.

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Wow VSV???

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@L_Rocks_Well Yeahhhhhhhhhh!

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WHO DOES SOCIALS ?!?!

[MLB @MLB]

How @G2League was moving during that reverse sweep at #MSI2026

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OMG

[Formula 1 @F1]

LEWIS HAMILTON TAKES #F1SPRINT POLE AT SILVERSTONE!! 👊

#F1 #BritishGP

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@L_Rocks_Well Right! Like is he trying to be savior of NY or some shit?

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I’m confused on why he would go to the Knicks if they hadn’t one?

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Rich Paul’s whiteboard session for LeBron’s next team, summarized:

- Cores of Sixers, Heat, Wolves, Nuggets, Cavs prominently featured
- Warriors, Mavs, Celtics, Spurs, Knicks secondary
- Mavs mostly listed for non-basketball reasons
- Cavs Assistant GM Brandon Weems a "big X factor" for Cleveland; he is "basically LeBron's brother"
- No Darius Garland listed as a negative for Cavs: "(LeBron) loves Garland like he loves Maxey"
- "If the Knicks hadn't won, there would be no board. He'd be going to the Knicks"
- Paul says every team has reached out outside of one or two

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Hamilton P1

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Yeah it’s the same shit every SINGLE YEAR. No point in beating a dead horse

[Jimmy Randazzo @JimmyRandazzo]

Is anyone starting to care less about the New York Yankees?

Not that we don’t care…. but care less because we have seen this movie over and over before.

I still am very upset with this team.

But in years past I would be filled with crazy rage.

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

You have to respect Amex for convincing grown men that paying $900/year for a coupon book is somehow a flex

[8th Hoekage Ant @darth_ant]

Taylor is awful for having a wedding at MSG

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

You have to be from NY to fully appreciate how absurd this is. Just think of the poor bastard going to the LIRR during a 102 degree day on a holiday weekend just trying to survive and make his/her train to get home dealing with this pure nonsense. Brutal.

[8th Hoekage Ant @darth_ant]

Lol 3 game sample size….😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

Payton Pritchard in 3 games this season WITHOUT Jaylen Brown and WITH Jayson Tatum:

- 36 PTS | 7 REB | 4 AST | 6 3PM
- 28 PTS | 6 REB | 6 AST | 2 3PM
- 23 PTS | 3 REB | 6 AST | 3 3PM

Don't sleep on the Tatum-Pritchard duo 👀

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All coming out of your nyc tax dollars

[Rep. Nicole Malliotakis Office @RepNicole]

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce should reimburse NYPD for the 130 officers needed per day to keep their multi-million dollar, thousand person wedding at MSG safe.

Our officers are already working overtime for 4th of July festivities & NYC taxpayers should NOT be on the hook.