Darth Christ

Currently amassing another clone army

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@playazball Some wood

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@RepMattGaetz I would like to take this opportunity to mentioned when I ruled the galaxy. We had peace and prosperity. Sure we had a Death Star to keep the peace. But it was necessary and just. I lost my babies because Obi-Wan hacked my limbs off and stole them. Then, I was killed by my son…

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@elonmusk I would like to take this opportunity to mentioned when I ruled the galaxy. We had peace and prosperity. Sure we had a Death Star to keep the peace. But it was necessary and just. I lost my babies because Obi-Wan hacked my limbs off and stole them. Then, I was killed by my son…

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@TrumpWarRoom I would like to take this opportunity to mentioned when I ruled the galaxy. We had peace and prosperity. Sure we had a Death Star to keep the peace. But it was necessary and just. I lost my babies because Obi-Wan hacked my limbs off and stole them. Then, I was killed by my son…

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@TeamTrump I would like to take this opportunity to mentioned when I ruled the galaxy. We had peace and prosperity. Sure we had a Death Star to keep the peace. But it was necessary and just. I lost my babies because Obi-Wan hacked my limbs off and stole them. Then, I was killed by my son…

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@DeathStarPR Reaching you thru Force Spirit to concur with this advice. I was bushwhacked by Han on that fateful day losing our beloved Death Star.

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@whittomd @pattonoswalt To his close personal friends he was Moffy. It wasn’t always business and titles! Still haven’t talked with thru Force Spirit, but I’m gonna keep trying

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@GOPLeader Boy you said it! The Rebels never really knew what they wanted. Just to get rid of the big bad empire. Well, there was peace and prosperity if they just played the game. We meant no harm, made a blunder or two. Didn’t need to blow our Death Stars though. Beyond the pale…

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@dbongino Whoo boy, you ain’t kiddin’. Like we told Leia we’d blow up Alderaan if she didn’t tell us where the rebel base was. Well, she technically told us, but we blew it up to prove a point. You might say she fucked around and found out. I’m hindsight it was probably wrong. No apology

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@theaceofspaeder I get what yer getting at. Like when I ruled the galaxy we had peace and prosperity, you just had to listen and comply. Sure mistakes were made, blowing up Alderaan was a tactical mistake in hindsight. But it made sense at the time. Anyway…I feel ya

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@ggreenwald Another good one Glenn!
A common misconception was the people hated me. Not true, I was appreciated. Sure a little fear may have been involved, but I was only interested in peace throughout the galaxy. Sure mistakes were made, but Obi Wan took my kids and killed my girl…

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@ggreenwald Boy, you said Glenn!
Listen, when I ruled the galaxy, we actually had peace. Maybe it was a little “forced” but peace and prosperity for everyone who played ball. Anyway, Glenn, more war is not the answer for sure. But Obi Wan shouldn’t have hacked off my limbs. That was wrong…

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@WhiteHouse I would like to take this opportunity to mentioned when I ruled the galaxy. We had peace and prosperity. Sure we had a Death Star to keep the peace. But it was necessary and just. I lost my babies because Obi-Wan hacked my limbs off and stole them. Then, I was killed by my son…

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You Ain’t kiddin Jr.
We didn’t want to blow up Alderaan but had no choice. Needed to know where the rebel base was. I never got to apologize to Leia because my Son Luke killed me by killing my surrogate father Palpatine. It’s a long story…but I’m with you 💯!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Boy, you said it Jr.
I was told my babies died by Darth Sidious, aka the Galactic Emperor. Talk about post-birth abortions. Obi-Wan hacked my limbs off and took my kids. It was hard, but I got over when I ruled the galaxy

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Whoo boy, you ain’t kiddin’ you know who is on the list. Jedi’s. Boring.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You said it. If there’s one thing I know about is clowns. I usually killed those clowns when the empire lost time and time again to the rebels. Using the Force Choke was my favorite past time. But there always more clowns Jr.!!!

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@dbongino I forget the exact date, but after we blew up Alderaan, for the greater good I might add, lots of folks said it was the worst day in the galaxy. Listen Dan, I think your use of the word “worst” is hyperbole…not to be confused with hyperspace. Don’t get me started on that…

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@OfficeHrsLive I’ll always have this and once ruling the galaxy