Ricardo

A gay southern boy in NYC. Im a sarcastic over-sharer who likes to make fun of people & mix music in my bedroom. Also in love with @pendactyl

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

Mom told me that she and my dad will be staying with us in NYC the weekend of 12/16. That means my dad will meet Bobby for the 1st time.

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

OMG these Amy Schumer Old Navy commercials are HORRIBLE! My god...

[CollectorCorps @CollectorCorps]

RT & follow @CollectorCorps for a chance to win a Titanium Captain America Hikari!

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

😭 https://t.co/QuQ6O1trSe

[Towleroad @tlrd]

‘Brady Bunch’ Mom and LGBTQ Ally Florence Henderson Dead at 82 https://t.co/GtrAuxAbfo

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

@mattieflap LOL - I love the sideeye you're getting from the one on her lap. 😂

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

I love how T-Mobile gives a $15 credit for @Lyft on Tuesdays, then there's a magical 50% price spike at 1:45pm. Bullshit. @lyft_NYC #scam

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

@JaciDean I know. Jacob can drive next year!!!

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

My hellions then & now:

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

Trump is in his 70s and he's whining about stuff like a 12-year-old girl on Twitter. What has our country done?! @realDonaldTrump #manchild

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Your candidate who was going to defeat ISIS is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

@mattieflap congrats!!!! 😃

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

Well, okay then! 😂😂😂 #PokemonSunMoon #PokemonMoon

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

I am all for 'The Purge' as long as no one notifies my upstairs neighbors about it so I can take them out first. #TooFuckingLoud

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

If you have TWC OnDemand, start an episode of Star Wars Rebels. When it starts, Chopper sounds like he's saying "WHAT THE FUCK"? 😂

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

Maybe @realDonaldTrump should focus on running the fucking country instead of SNL and what's happening on Twitter. Fucking idiot.

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

I had to get a new 3DS & did a system transfer. I formatted everything before I xfer'd my Animal Crossing town. :(
#R.I.P. Derpville

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

@Explosm #JokingHazard

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

@BBCandice does it have to be a hashtag?

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

I'm testing the new Twitter Mute feature by locking the word "Kardashian". *crosses fingers*

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

@pendactyl well, Skout *is* a bitch, soooo....

[Ricardo @darthcueball]

Yeah, because all the other hikes have improved the dilapidated system. Such a joke! https://t.co/Sk7s5ZcRT1

[Time Out New York @TimeOutNewYork]

The MTA is proposing yet another price increase for MetroCards: https://t.co/BhegLwlVKU