Darthy Mail

Editor of the Darthy Mail, evil newspaper of the year 1977. it’s a double edged sword.

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@jjack_95 You like being lied to. There’s a lot of that about.

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@mikefosterEUA @sunderlandlouis @duncanmgibb In that case we should keep domestic nuclear reactors as an option too. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Darth_Brexit_ You’re half the man* you once were.

*approximate uncooked weight.

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@Darth_Brexit_ Showing off with their arms and legs. 😡

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@Darth_Brexit_ @SecretaryBrexit “I’ve never seen such devotion in a droid before.”

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@maisey_robert @Darth_Brexit_ Bromsgrove bus station. You will never. Find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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@Darth_Brexit_ It looked like you were performing the Heimlich manoeuvre on that Ewok. It must have been hard work keeping it up for so long.

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@Darth_Brexit_ Cutting.

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@Darth_Brexit_ You need to Leg-o of your anger.

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@Darth_Brexit_ @MrStephens13 Only one?

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@ElgieSimon @Darth_Brexit_ You really don’t want to know about the holos he’s been watching in his meditation chamber.

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@Darth_Brexit_ @ElgieSimon Is that… legal?

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@Darth_Brexit_ Libothan Democrat I think.

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@Darth_Brexit_ “Fear will keep the local systems in line, fear of whatever the hell she’ll announce next.”

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Wait until they see @Darth_Brexit_ and the impressive weapon at his command!

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@Darth_Brexit_ What happened to those red dudes, dude?

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Now there’s a catchy tune. For some reason it make me think of @Darth_Brexit_

[4th July - Tory wipe Out @snb19692]

Last day of the Tory conference…. extra tune for them today.

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@Darth_Brexit_ Did your helmet spring a leak again?

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Wow. This is absolutely superb from @Ed_Miliband

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@HaulageDarth @EeaPrincess @Darth_Brexit_