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[sazzy @sazzyLM8]

Genuinely what possesses you to do this at 19 yrs old bro

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

Eww.

Build an open-world GTA-style game where I take my house from being an unknown house in the Riverlands to conquering all of Westeros.

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 23 years since the ball dropped to Gareth Ainsworth on the volley… and he Van Basten’d the arsehole out of it.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

He's better

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

That’s because riffing is an art and “speak a little Chinese for em Derek” is his Starry Night

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"I never said thank you for keeping bugs away from the window"

"And you'll never have to"

*Dark knight theme plays*

[Harry Mckirdy @MckirdsGolfTour]

🤣🤣🤣 now that’s a celo I can get behind. Brilliant

[Harvs @Harvs010]

We’ve had VAR for 7 years. Clear and Obvious was one of the first things we were told when it was introduced. How on earth can we be this far down the line with it and you’ve still not got the most basic of basics right? How can anyone not see this is making the game worse?

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Romário’s aura as a footballer was different.
His father was kidnapped before the 1994 World Cup. They demanded $7million.
Romario did not panic, he flew to Brazil and calmly told the press and the entire Brazil that if his father was not released unharmed, he won’t go to the World Cup.
He was Brazil’s best player at the time so the cartel, Police and Community started searching for his father.
Cartel bosses issued warnings to the kidnappers.
Police found him unharmed.
This will help you understand why players of today are always looking at him with so much respect.
When you’re big, you’re big.

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

Not she made him stand up lol

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Mark Gould was sentenced to prison for 11 years for illegally streaming Premier League matches btw.

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.

[AI (fan) @AndoniIraolaEra]

Genuinely the most nuts header ive ever seen in my life 😭😭

[Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️ @robintran04]

Called it

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon: “The FBI already probably watches this show.”

“Now they’re really gonna watch it … ”

“I can imagine a world where we have homegrown terrorists that start to attack data centers … as people resist their own extermination.”

“Let me be very clear to the federal government.”

“I am not for people trying to fight their own extermination.”

“They should walk into extinction quietly.”

“I’m saying this for the federal government right now … for JD and Thiel.”

“I would never want to see a beautiful data center maimed by any of these sick people.”

“I believe people need to accept their fate … that they are simply not needed.”

“Their right to exist, their right to autonomy, their right to freedom, their right to water or whatever, what even is that?”

“Is that in the Constitution?”

“I think not.”

“In the Bill of Rights, you have the right to water?”

“I think not.”

“Like all the tech people, I believe that the best way forward is to exterminate the human race.”

@TimJDillon

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 D9C0 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @darylbbk]

@JozuJoestarr 😂

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

White dudes to their wife and 3 kids:

[00sFootball @00sfootbalI]

Hernan Crespo with one of the best headers the UEFA Champions League has ever seen!

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

2 incomes is better than 1, make sure your girl has two jobs. Stay up kings 🥂