Daryl Gochnauer

Follower of Jesus, eCommerce stuff (@Magento Certified Solutions Specialist), and leading expert in field of replying to tweets 2 days later.

[Kalen Jordan @kalenjordan]

What's the german word for the anger you feel when you sign up for a free trial intending to cancel before you're charged and you don't cancel in time.

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

“6 feet apart, or 6 feet down” ~ Daryl, 2020, last known Coronavirus survivor

[Andy Crouch @ahc]

Honestly hadn’t planned on giving up quite this much for Lent.

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

The only social distancing I plan on participating in is staying away from all the people that have bought all the dang toilet paper.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

As your favorite parody twitter account, your health and safety is my number one priority. I will be cleaning and disinfecting each individual tweet, and hitting send using a sanitized elbow.

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

I wonder what happens at their rallies.

[🍕Mark William Lewis @mrloo]

@kalenjordan jiffy lube is the godaddy of oil changes.

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

@zachotomy Or subdivide it between 3 people/entities for $600, make it affordable for them and more profitable for you! Everyone wins! (My apologies on taking a joke and putting a serious spin on it. Merry Christmas.)

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

(Also now that this is 3 in a row, does this mean I’m in “tweet storm” territory?)

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

(I guess it’s getting harder and harder to make that “running out of characters” joke seeing that they bumped up the limit since I’ve last tweeted)

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

Twitter just notified me I have been on the platform for 10 years as of today. 10 years. (I would say more but I will run out of charac

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

@zachotomy

Finally.

https://t.co/RQVd1kKw3B

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

> It'll just be a quick fix

Narrator: It wasn't.

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

@ChrchCurmudgeon Too soon.

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

*gets more snow in first few hours of Spring than all Winter*

#PennsylvaniaWeather

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

When you a web developer and the joke goes too far:

https://t.co/fCMdfh19is

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Abraham: “Son, you’re the goat.”
Isaac: “Gee, dad, thanks. I think you’re the greatest of all time too.”
A: “Well, uh, son, you may not always think so. . .”

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Cheap developers cost the most money.

[Daryl Gochnauer @darylgochnauer]

Is it unpatriotic to cheer for the Eagles?