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ginger spice’s daughter

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

if you grew up in kitsap and all you do is hate on it, you obviously haven’t seen where some kids grow up and realized how lucky you actually were

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i’m actually giddy at the level of iconic that is aquaman moses paytas hacmon

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Abortion is illegal in Texas.

You are praising God for low income women in east Texas losing what was possibly their only access to pre-natal care and cancer screenings.

E.V.I.L.

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

something about eating ramen for dinner and then logging into the wealthiest app on the internet is so humbling

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

sometimes all I think about is youuuuu, late nights in the middle of June

hitting to hard in the middle of June though

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You 100% would have sent Jesus to El Salvador

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

How many Trump fans realize the U.S. legally CANNOT produce its own Champagne? ‘American Champagne’ isn’t a thing. Your orange messiah just threatened tariffs to ‘boost’ an industry that doesn’t exist. Peak MAGA economics. This guy is a damn idiot.

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

there are so many beautiful parts to growing up in a small town that big city kids will never understand

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

[The Father @Sneegsnag]

Has it been 4 years yet

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Gotta love the British press.

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

but wait a minute, isn’t trump’s wife an immigrant?

and the one before her was too???

[Speak4tomorrow @Speak4Tomorrow]

@karlykingsley Trump didn't put his hand on the Bible for his oath of office because causing a Bible to burst into flames is bad optics on inauguration day.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

trump has signed 100 executive orders on his first day in office. None of which lowers the cost of eggs, housing, or healthcare.

He did however, get himself $40,000,000,000 dollars richer in the last week. So there's that.

y'all got played.

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[adi @buwygfiib]

and FUCK every bitch who voted third party.

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

women working twice as hard to take second place to a mediocre man is a tale as old as time itself

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

the feminine urge to hide your extra bag under your jacket on @FlyFrontier every. single. time.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

CNN: Trump guilty
NBC: Trump guilty
ABC: Trump guilty
FOX:

[ⓓⓐⓡⓨⓝ☪︎ @daryndanger]

you haven’t lived until you have heard a 4 year old absolutely going off in German