Pratik Das

नमी दानम

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kkstau mujhe chhoḌ de mire haal par, tirā kyā bharosa hai chāra-gar
ye tirī navāzish-e-muḳhtasar, mirā dard aur baḌhā na de

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@JaiHe Pehle usne 'ras' kaha, phir 'gul' kaha, phir 'le' kaha
Aur is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye...

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kamleshksingh मफ़ाईलुन

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@Khaahorri deNge wahi jo paayeNge is ziNdagi se hum...

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kamleshksingh aql ayyar hai so 'bees' badal leti hai

[🇮🇳 Herminder Singh 🇮🇳 @herminder70]

@IIT_Bhilai #Director & #Dean trying to spoil the carrier of research scholar by pressuring to vacate hostel, concern to take appropriate action to safeguard the scholars future. @dpradhanbjp @EduMinOfIndia @GovernorCG @ramendeka16 @DrSukantaBJP @jayantrld @ChhattisgarhCMO

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kamleshksingh Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude – at least it’s an ethos.

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kamleshksingh Donny has no frame of reference here. He's like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@JaiHe God is, but dead

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kamleshksingh cause I can't help falling in fight with you...

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kamleshksingh The problem for us is not, Are our desires satisfied or not? The problem is, How do we know what we desire? There is nothing spontaneous, nothing natural, about human desires. Our desires are artificial. We have to be taught to desire. ~ Slavoj Žižek

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@kamleshksingh Rhymen saani raakhiyo, bin saani sab soon

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@JaiHe boo-e-gul naala-e-dil dood-e-charaagh-e-mehfil
jo bhi teri bazm se nikla so pareeshaaN niklaa

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@AbbasMomin Or Jaun Eliya

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@JaiHe तेरा फ़िराक़ जान-ए-जाँ ऐश था क्या मिरे लिए
यानी तिरे फ़िराक़ में ख़ूब शराब पी गई

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@JaiHe error in errand of erection

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@khurpenchh बरस गई तो बंगलोर हो जाओगे...

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@Anish_Tiwari वार्ड छोड़िए, विधायकी पे ध्यान दीजिए डॉक् साब!

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@khurpenchh ई सब असोक-वसोक क्या है मियाँ? रैडिसन-हिल्टन-मैरियट टाइप का बात बोलिए... अगला ब्रूस वेन है भाई! जिला - गॉथम.

[Pratik Das @das_midas]

@khurpenchh अभी पीस रही है, बाद में दले-गी! छाती पे मूंग!