Sarah

MD•AZ•OR
Oregon State Alum

[Sarah @daschneids]

@bridgettelizab Dodi is my idol

[Sarah @daschneids]

@lukeschn410 Clean freak Michael can't get it done? So it's bad badd

[Sarah @daschneids]

so much for Netflix & Chill, it’s 2018, we dick on demand

[Sarah @daschneids]

seeing playboy bunnies crying on the curb outside a frat at 1am really makes me feel better about myself. I love halloweekend.

[halsey @halsey]

hey what up i’m jared
i’m 19 and i...

fuckin hate myself.

[Sarah @daschneids]

the economy stinks, bees are dying and movies are pretty much all sequels now

[Sarah @daschneids]

dryer shocked the shit out of my hand today, would have been worth it too if the voltage was higher and I fucking died...instead my arm is numb as shit

[Luke Schneider @lukeschn410]

You know you’re graduated when you use your beer bong as a funnel to change oil...

[cole knox @cknox03]

Yeah sex is cool...but have you ever pulled a crab leg and gotten a huge chunk of meat?

[Sarah @daschneids]

it's national sex day, and lemme tell you, life is fucking me pretty damn hard..that lil whore

[Sarah @daschneids]

@lukeschn410 https://t.co/Fjpdc7kBbd

[Sarah @daschneids]

@lukeschn410 you make the Schneider name proud

[Sarah @daschneids]

I'm a happy-go-lucky ray of fucking sunshine

[Luke Schneider @lukeschn410]

My give a damn's busted

[Sarah @daschneids]

@KatelynWetzler Yeah. Mine

[Ian @ianotropes]

Putting post it over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up on me: cut toxic people out in 2018

[Sarah @daschneids]

sleeping in a cabin with a wood fire by my bed and the coast 10 ft away with waves crashin

fuckin content

[Sarah @daschneids]

I just wanna drink tequila with my friends