Deborah Smith

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@JustJumah8 That’s utter BS. That’s not how blood donation works, but good job making more people paranoid about donating. 🙄

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Scarletkoito333 Rush the bear to the vet to make sure it didn’t get any communicable diseases or an STI

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@lady_valor_07 Who’s this?

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Scarletkoito333 Cool. The Olive Garden in Times Square will have to go out of business.

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Seraphinaf5 71

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Sofia50020Sofia @JohnCleese A swift kick to the balls will solve this logjam

[Sofia @Sofia50020Sofia]

It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off.

What would you do?

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Strandjunker I’m in Scotland. Best idea ever. Just another Saturday here

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama @ObamaFoundation ❤️❤️❤️

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Kentgram @freakoutsideofx @BarackObama crawl back under your rock in your redneck holler that you’ve never left

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Avabelly__ Where did you learn math?
10% of $500 is $50. That’s a paltry tip for a group so $40 is downright insulting. It’s the fault of the restaurant though. Most places automatically add an 18-20 % gratuity for a group.

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Kristinartz Hey there. Didn’t know you were so all up in my business. Check in for pro tips on how to age fabulously and annoy younger people 😘

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@beyoncegarden Just more stupid whyte people tricks

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@Suzierizzo1 a human butt plug

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@MaullidoTao @BridgetPhetasy You’re just jealous af that you’ll never get to kiss Pedro Pascal

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@thedaywar90 I prefer the ones that are spelled ‘Truck Fump’

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@thedaywar90 Fuck Trump and his cult full of narcissistic psychopaths

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@NotAvgLiberal Books. Brain cells.

[Deborah Smith @dasfromnj]

@ick_real Doris

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

"Whenever a king sees that his people are about to revolt against him, he starts a war with another country."

- Napoleon Bonaparte