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@punished_daniel Okay but the stock market is not zero sum

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@MercuriusFilius Feel around for 1 coin until I get one that is tails. Put it in a group by itself. 0 heads is even and 10 heads is even.

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@cremieuxrecueil I would be curious to know how many people who say they know what femtosecond means could tell what value it is (10^-x ). I couldn't tell you that off the top of my head.

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@conorsen

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@MericaCulture Every one of these pretty much looks the same

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@chefilicios @eat_dc @FriendsFamilyDC This place is busy every morning.

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@DonMiami3

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@Recursion_Agent Garage Door

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@chrisschenck @MichaelFKane You can play up to a very high level by understanding opening ideas (get your minor pieces out, castle, control the center), recognize when your opponent has made a mistake (tactics), and a bit of endgame pattern recognition. Until master level most games are decided by blunders.

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@PatrickSpenceDC @Henry_White1996 Lots of people that live in navy yard maintain residence back in their home state.

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@AlwaysKnocking @thekillakay_ If you go 18-23 you should get the ball every time.

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@Ganeshuor I mean pretty much every comp sci major knows that specific one.

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@Empty_America Inflation adjusted historical returns and if you use pretax its a much smaller drop in QoL

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@dioscuri @AlanMCole Every single paradox game is less complex than its predecessor.

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@SmithMoron Are we talking GWAR or Saturday morning?

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The unhinged responses to this make it the greatest chesscom post ever.

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accepting new name ideas for this piece:

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@zingusfunnymeow @DarkOddCon But it pays the bills

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@forshaper @ESYudkowsky

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@julesgambit If its make it take it then easily 1 on 1 bball against Jordan.

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@zetalyrae zimwiki you fools