In drunkest day,
Till I black out at night,
No liquor shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship the sober life,
Beware my power, Jagermeisters might!
Female Kings reporters were caught on a hot mic:
“Ben Simmons is cringe, cringe, he’s lucky he’s fine…
Zach LaVine is cute but his personality f*cking annoys me. It just seems like he’s a prick.”