Himself (Parody account)

Add a lake to your baked.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

This.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Here's 100 seconds of @JoshAllenQB saying "Go Bills" for his 100th @NFL start.

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@AMAZlNGNATURE What about albino skunks?

[HCPLive @HCPLiveNews]

In the latest episode of Diabetes Dialogue, recorded live at #ADA2026, cohosts Diana Isaacs, PharmD, and Natalie Bellini, DNP, are joined by guest Eugene Wright Jr, MD, to discuss the ADA's statement on technology integration in diabetes care.

Watch now: https://t.co/2lIQwaeRGl

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@the_fed_23 What’s your point?

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

So America made The Buffalo Sabres…. And The Buffalo Bills. #LetsGoBuffalo, #GoBills

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

and there are also an infinite number of universes where we don’t even score as many goals as the Canadiens tonight and still win the game and advance to the Conference Finals against Carolina. Think about it, it’s the NHL. @WGR550 #Sabres #LetsGoBuffalo

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

As quantum physics dictates, in the multiverse the Sabres have won Game 7 an infinite amount of times. Tonight’s just one of those infinite branches where it happens…

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@IvanIvanlvan @steadyriot Just learned from @WGR550 that pre-roar was the “hell yeah!” following Tage’s second goal announcement. Timing is everything! @themoreyouknow

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@AmandaMassare Goat head and we score 6!

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@bridgetteproulx Just assuming this is AI. Pretty sure he has 6 fingers on one hand and 9 on the other.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@Mike_Dobeshow @bridgetteproulx Underrated comment of the day! Hand this guy the trophy.
Just freaking beautiful.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@ick_real Marjorie…or Grace

[2 Goalies 1 Mic @2Goalies1Mic]

The Great One picks Lindy Ruff for Coach of the Year

Wayne Gretzky:

“The job Lindy Ruff has done in Buffalo is pretty remarkable”

“They didn’t start out out like the Buffalo Sabres. They started out like the St. Catherine Sabres in the OHL, and he turned it around” 😂

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@BestofBSM @AlexTran677026 This! Absolute classic from Jim Backus.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@SalSports This is really easy. Full, and yet to be picked up, heck yeah.
Empty, and a full week away from next pickup, heck no.

As you must know, over time (especially as things warm up) even a double bag can not contain that god awful smell.

Hope this helps.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

#MyXAnniversary 13…. Is that right? Can that be right?

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@netminder97 This is fair.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@RogueSquirl @catturd2 Pretty sure that’s a kangaroo. They have those in Colorado…. Be careful, they punch.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@StealthQE4 @RichJohnsonNFL Maybe you should have mom bring another Pop-Tart down to you in the basement. Invest more, tweet less.

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@real_dreamr @JOKAQARMY1 Welp, the apostrophe and the e are silent….

[Himself (Parody account) @daskingthe3rd]

@Quid_Novo @Noirchick1 Underrated comment.