Rob and Monte

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[Rob and Monte @dassassins]

My total score is: 5883 #theSheeps http://t.co/hmBNH1ZePS

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Full Episode: President Obama's "gifts," @AlMadrigal on government gridlock, and @JudgeNap waxes Constitutional. http://t.co/dbxIBjw5

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

Time magazine names the 100 best video games by decade. Can you guess which titles made the cut? http://t.co/aJ8jbbwp

[Rob and Monte @dassassins]

@SenJohnMcCain just sounds like the cranky old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn.

[Rob and Monte @dassassins]

Finally! @DRUDGE_REPORT: Donuts Injected with Liquor hit Shelves... http://t.co/j8QdGCU2

[Reuters @Reuters]

BP: Amount of settlement is about $4.5 billion, payments scheduled over a period of six years - watch http://t.co/NzQPj2jZ for more.

[Slate @Slate]

#ObamaPresser: "We should not hold the middle class hostage while we debate tax cuts for the wealthy."

[Rob and Monte @dassassins]

Wow. RT@HuffingtonPost: Vatican launches anti-gay media attack, compares gay marriage to polygamy http://t.co/u1GCt10B

[Forbes @Forbes]

Duke researchers have perfected the original invisibility cloak. But don't count on having your own anytime soon http://t.co/6unAUxvp

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

BREAKING: "It's a wrap (on my career)!" Admiral Ackbar resigns as Commander as affair scandal rocks the Rebel Alliance.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 was released today and features General Petraeus. Safe to assume the game has plenty of cheat codes. #fallonmono

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Big question these days is Can the Republicans evolve? Wld be helpful to believe in evolution first

[Freeform Portland @FreeformPDX]

4 DAYS LEFT to help a commercial free FM music station launch in Portland: http://t.co/NCvod8pl

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[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The '50 Shades of Chicken' cookbook features lots of poultry porn http://t.co/vjQE7VJS

[MatchGrade Nation @MatchGrade]

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