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@ScottPughsley Quality first teaching
Deep dive
Siblings, not clones
Impact

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@MissJaneMarple4 @fesshole My car was cloned, so my plates were on an identical car. Police came round to check the VIN number on mine to make sure it wasn't the clone.

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@GetMyFirstJob I'm not sure this photo gives the right message.

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@OneAboutSue @AndyM_Oscar @anon_opin That's what enhanced DBS checks or whatever they're called now are for.

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@cmjrees @fesshole He never said they were his kids.

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@K28MHG @fesshole Awkward

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@MrandMrsdeSousa @fesshole People who genuinely have something to confess are liars by their nature anyway, otherwise they wouldn't be confessing anonymously some time after the event. What sort of confessions are you seeking from this account?

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@RMcElhenney I mean, your last sentence is accurate. That's when the game ends.

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@Troy4Life @USMNT Think it was the USA defending that helped Wales out there.

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Commentator:

“Wales have players who CAN play.

And they W I L L play.

As a FOOTBALL team.“

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This has changed my life and I now share this with you in the hope that it changes your life too.

#USAvWAL

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@NorwayLagherta @fletch360 @Nomad_1x @elonmusk States lol

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@Chris_fromleeds @anon_opin So when my dark barks at everything that moves or makes a sound, how do I train her not to? Treats don't work.

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@Michanoku @RahulKohli13 I assumed 4 had a reboot

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@CarlEFC67 @indieretailgirl @RuthieR @SkyNews Nah, we're getting nearly 18 billion each aren't we?

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@WildBunnyArts @TLW02894521 @fesshole A nipple? How was the dog after?

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@analyst_404 @dr_barnowl @MarketingMarvin @parsl @anon_opin Didn't know you could use Alt instead of Shift. I've learnt something new.

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@dr_barnowl @MarketingMarvin @parsl @anon_opin Thought it was ctrl shift v

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@KevRare @jaxxynini @LocalBateman @InternetH0F That's 75% then, not 95%.

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@trevorhsmith_ @CompusMentis @anon_opin Pretentious coffee twats don't go to Greggs.

I think he means McDonald's.