Brandon

If you're reading this.
Why are you here?

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

Israel’s PM Benjamin Netanyahu said Zohran Mamdani is making Jews in New York City feel “unsafe.”

Here I am, a Jew in New York City, standing a few feet away from a massive anti-Netanyahu protest, and I feel completely safe.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a liar. And a war criminal.

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@SpursOfficial Unlucky mate

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@annaharpyxo @NetflixUK How you felt writing this

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@justinp07736795 Tell myself what? That doesn't even make sense, you boomers are hilarious 😂

A brain eating parasite would starve to death in your head

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@justinp07736795 Ah ok so you're just a boomer with no ability to make a structured argument to back up what you believe in and anyone who disagrees is a cunt?

FYI mate your faceless account with a 1:1 ratio of followers and following screams you're a bot more than the people you disagree with

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@justinp07736795 @andyburnham The fact your only retort is calling people a cunt or mentioning their follower count shows you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and just don't like Muslims

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@ManUtd Shambles of a transfer window

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@utdreport @alex_crook @JacobsBen If its not going to happen why report it 😂

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@utdHarryy This is on par with the Fred and Lee Grant window.

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@utdHarryy £10m for a league 1 player btw

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@mufcytp Not a Rashfart fan but Luke Shaw was 100% at fault for that one, cant stop a cross, got beat with just a ball being knocked past him.
Get rid

[E @Ellis_]

Luke Shaw is fucking terrible if INEOS don’t sign a new LB in the next 3 days then our season is effectively over.

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@utdHarryy Why are pundits so scared of criticising how much of a useless mong Luke Shaw is

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@ManUtd Goal is 100% Luke Shaws fault btw

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Scored 18 Premier League goals at 37 and was labelled a problem because he was supposedly “holding back” the progress of the young players.

Since he left and the young players were free to develop:

- Greenwood ended up at Fenerbahce
- Absolutely nobody wants to sign Rashford
- Jadon Sancho is a free agent at 26
- Elanga ended up at Newcastle

Since Ronaldo left, not a single United player has managed to score 18 Premier League goals.

It’s sad how United fans are actually allergic to great players.

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@AndyRobsonTips Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Hey"
Horse goes "Yes please mate"

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@BoltonWriter @markmerrens @rickygervais You're so quirky and witty mate, you got me again 😅.

But me sad? Lol, 10k followers (mostly bots by the looks of it), you follow 8k people, average as many likes as I do with each post (you've 1000% more followers than me btw), I'd say your profile is a massive cry for help

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@BoltonWriter @markmerrens @rickygervais Well done mate, I infact didn't grasp the irony as it was a vague poorly elaborated statement on the internet, considering irony in humour form is meant to be obvious, so you're ever so smart for picking it up all by yourself pal and correcting me, here's your reward:

[Brandon @dastardlydoot]

@markmerrens @rickygervais ...you know google is free and it would of told you the UK Office came out first and the US one was a spin off ?

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

José Mourinho: "Strong guys, I'll make them stronger. Shit guys, they are in trouble."

Best quote of the month.