Dasylver

Operations and Business Manager | Social worker | #ChelseaFan

[Dasylver @dasylver]

@monstermikool @AfricanHub_ You're just a lazy punk

[Oseni A. Olabooye @Royalkeyhomes01]

Hello @ChelseaFC,

My name is Oseni, and I am a proud lifelong Chelsea supporter from Nigeria. My birthday is today, and it would mean the world to me if I could receive a birthday wish from the club I love so much.

Chelsea has been a huge part of my life, bringing me countless memories, joy, and inspiration through the years. A simple birthday message from the club would make my special day even more unforgettable.

Thank you for everything you do for the fans around the world.

Up the Chels! 💙

Kind regards,
Oseni A.O

[Dasylver @dasylver]

@pwettymom1 @udemeAkpan01 🤣🤣🤣
You wan create another wahala agead

[Dasylver @dasylver]

@EvergreenUmoh @udemeAkpan01 Did you carry your result or not 🤣🤣. Congratulations to him!

[Dasylver @dasylver]

@JubrilAdam58499 @UncleChinedu Don't compare them. Chelsea had 42% possession and 8 shots at goal. You can't compare that to Arsenal's 24% possession

[Premier League @premierleague]

Set complete ✅

Chelsea are the first club to win every European major honour 👏

[Tottenham Hotspur @1882_Tottenham]

Winning in Europe isn’t for everyone

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

24.7% - Arsenal’s possession average (24.7%) was the lowest by a team in a UEFA Champions League final on record (since 2003-04), as well as their lowest in any match under Mikel Arteta where they had 11 men on the pitch throughout. Reactive.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

226 - Arsenal remain the team with the most games in European Cup/UEFA Champions League history to never lift the trophy (226). Agony.

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea is still the only club in London to win the Champions League.

2012 🏆
2021 🏆

London's first. London's finest. #CFC

[Sky Sports WSL @SkySportsWSL]

CHELSEA ARE THE WORLD SEVENS WINNERS! 🔵🏆

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“Tonight, at my direction, brave American forces and the Armed Forces of Nigeria flawlessly executed a meticulously planned and very complex mission to eliminate the most active terrorist in the world from the battlefield. Abu-Bilal al-Minuki, second in command of ISIS…” - President Trump

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

”I said I will not speak for a man who even if he wins and Nigerians give him the vote, does not have the capacity to even secure his own victory.

The coalition will not be affected in anyway. Peter Obi changed parties three times within six months. That is his nature but let me say this: Changing parties is not what questions your capacity, your competence or your character, it is the reason you adduced for changing party.

What is the reason he gave? He said I don’t like challenges, I don’t like trouble, I like to run away to where there is peace… I now ask how can this same man ask Nigerians to entrust themselves in his care knowing how challenged the country is?

How can a man who is running away from challenges be able to face the challenges we are facing in Nigeria today? I am sorry Peter Obi’s temperament and capacity is incompatible with the requirement of Nigeria of today. So the ADC Cannot possibly be missing anything.”

— Nollywood Actor and former Labour Party Spokesperson, Kenneth Okonkwo.

[PATRIOTIC SOJA ($TSIR-MUNCHAN) @Pressman2040]

🚨 POLICE GANG IN UNIFORM ROBBED ME AT GUNPOINT AND THE SYSTEM IS DOING NOTHING 🚨

On Wednesday, April 22, 2026, at exactly 5:55 am, I was intercepted at Ajao Junction on my way to work.

I stopped to pick up a colleague, Comrade Chinedu. That’s when they struck.

A korope bus with no registration number double‑crossed me. They forced my colleague out. Took my car keys. Pushed me to the back seat.

Three men in full police uniform. Armed. One wore a mask.

They drove off, went under the NAHCO bridge, headed toward Mile 2. At Cele Express, they stopped before the bridge and forced me at gunpoint to transfer ₦200,000 into a First Bank account.

Time of transfer: 6:29 am.

Once they confirmed the alert, they jumped out, ran back to their korope, and sped toward Mile 2.

I have the transaction receipt. I have a picture of their leader (attached below).

I reported everything to the police station. Showed them the photo. Gave them the details.

Nothing. No progress. No arrest. No justice.

Uniformed officers, armed, acting as a criminal gang. And the system is looking away.

How many more Nigerians must be robbed, traumatised, or killed before we take this seriously?

This is not policing. This is organised crime in uniform.

I am sharing this again. I will not be silent.

If you recognise this man, say something. Share this post. Tag the authorities until they are forced to act.

@PoliceNG @TunjiDisu1 @PoliceNG_CRU @LagosPoliceNG

[THE TROJAN BEAST @THETROJANBEAST]

BREAKING: OAU Rejects Peter Obi – "Third Class Philosopher Not Welcome in the Temple of Knowledge!"

My dear Obidients, your messiah finally reached the gates of Oduduwa Hall, the sacred ground of Great Ife, only to be told: "Abeg, carry your 3rd Class Philosophy certificate and waka!" The Vice-Chancellor, upon seeing the CV, reportedly whispered to the DSS: "This one studied thinking and still came out with a Third Class? Even our Philosophy Department students would fail him twice!" Peter Obi, the man who spent years philosophizing about "I will shock them," got shocked instead by the very institution that values actual intellect.

Great Ife, home of legends, took one look at that Lower Pass (sorry, "Third Class Upper" in Obidient math) and said: "No. We train First Class minds here, not merchants who read Plato and still can't balance a simple budget without crying 'structure'."

Supporters are now wailing: "It's tribalism! It's sabotage!" No, my people. It's standards. Even the statues of Awolowo are shaking their heads: "This brother read Philosophy but never grasped wisdom."

Peter, next time try UNN alumni WhatsApp group. Great Ife is for those who graduated with honours – not honours in "I Dey There" philosophy.

Trojan Beast has spoken. The Lion of Judea has been tamed by the Lion of Ife.

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

ROAD OFFENCE AND THEIR PUNISHMENT UNDER NIGERIA LAW

1. You don't have C Caution in your Vehicle
Fine: 3k

2. Child sitting Position offence, children below 16 are not supposed to sit at the front.
Fine: 3k

3. Dangerous Driving, you dey drive like person wey get kolomental
Fine: 50k

4. Driving under Alcohol or Drvg influence
Fine: 5k

5. Driving with expired tyre or without spre tyre
Fine: 2k

6. Driving with Worn out tyre
Fine: 3k

7. If your car exhaust dey bring too much smoke out like say Fela dey smoke igbo
Fine: 5k

8. Your vehicle no get speed limit device
Fine: 3k

9. No Fire Extinguisher for your vehicle
Fine: 3k

10. You carry too much load, overloading
Fine: 10k

11. Preaching or Selling anything inside vehicle
Fine: 50k

12. You forgot to use seatbelt
Fine: 2k

13. Using your phone while driving
Fine: 4k

14. Bad side mirror
Fine: 3k

15. Broken front or back windshield glass
Fine: 2k

16. Driving with Expired Drivers Licence or no drivers licence

Fine: 10k.

Reference;
SECTION 10(4), 28(2) OF FRSC (ESTABLISHMENT) ACT, 2007 AND REGULATION 220 OF NRTR, 2012

© Atanda

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

I want to ask a genuine question and I need honest answers. No insults. No politics. Just numbers. Inflation went from 34% to 15%. The naira moved from ₦1,538/$ to about ₦1,345/$. Foreign reserves are at $50.45 billion, highest we’ve seen in 13 years. Stock market did 51% last year. CBN just cut rates yesterday. I’m looking at these numbers and I’m asking myself, is this economy actually improving more than we want to admit? Or am I missing something the data isn’t showing? Talk to me. What do you think?

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨📱 Most Followed Person on Social Media from 2008–2026:

​🇺🇸 2008: Barack Obama (~7M)
​🇺🇸 2009: Michael Jackson (~10M+)
​🇨🇦 2010: Justin Bieber (~35M)
​🇨🇦 2011: Justin Bieber (~75M)
​🇨🇦 2012: Justin Bieber (~110M)
​🇨🇦 2013: Justin Bieber (~155M)
​🇺🇸 2014: Katy Perry (~180M)
​🇺🇸 2015: Taylor Swift (~220M)
​🇺🇸 2016: Selena Gomez (~255M)
​🇺🇸 2017: Selena Gomez (~285M)
​🇵🇹 2018: Cristiano Ronaldo (~340M)
​🇵🇹 2019: Cristiano Ronaldo (~400M)
​🇵🇹 2020: Cristiano Ronaldo (~465M)
​🇵🇹 2021: Cristiano Ronaldo (~590M)
​🇵🇹 2022: Cristiano Ronaldo (~740M)
​🇵🇹 2023: Cristiano Ronaldo (~850M)
​🇵🇹 2024: Cristiano Ronaldo (1 Billion)
​🇵🇹 2025: Cristiano Ronaldo (~1.02 Billion)
​🇵🇹 2026: Cristiano Ronaldo (~1.05 Billion+)

(Source: Social Blade)

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: Barcelona still owe £138M in outstanding transfer fees, including:

🔸 £36.5M to Leeds United for Raphinha
🔸 £22M to Sevilla for Jules Koundé
🔸 £15.5M to RB Leipzig for Dani Olmo
🔸 £12M to Manchester City for Ferran Torres
🔸 £8.5M to Bayern Munich for Robert Lewandowski

The Catalan club have reportedly been told they must pay £121M of the debt by the end of the season to remain financially stable.

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

"Today is a milestone I will never forget. 16 years ago, my life changed forever when I welcomed my wife and her 7-year-old daughter into my home.

She was an incredible, hardworking woman. When we met, she was a single mother doing her best for her 5-year-old girl. We dated for two years before we wed.

They say that when you truly love a person, you embrace everything and everyone they bring with them. That couldn't be more true. From the moment that little girl stepped into my house, I adopted her in my heart. She wasn't just "hers" she was ours.

Unfortunately, life took a tragic turn just two years into our marriage. I lost my wife and our newborn baby in the delivery room. The pain was unbearable.

I spent 3 years mourning them before I eventually tried to find love again.

When I remarried, I chose never to tell my new wife that my daughter wasn't my biological child. To me, there was no difference; she was simply my daughter.

Unfortunately, that second marriage wasn't meant to be.

After two years, I noticed my wife mistreating my girl. As a businessman who travels frequently, I knew I couldn't leave her in that environment. I told my wife clearly: "If you can’t love my child, you don’t truly love me."

To protect my daughter’s heart, emotional & mental health and future, I chose divorce. Yes! Filled for a divorce since she wasn't willing to change..

From that day on, I promised myself to be both mother and father to my stepdaughter. I promised myself I wouldn't marry again until she was grown and able to stand on her own two feet.

For almost 10 years, it was just us. I watched her grow, study, and eventually the join the military. While she was in the military academy, I finally opened my heart to marriage again.

Ladies and gentlemen meet my beautiful lovely daughter, my heart is overflowing. She's now a grown, successful woman who makes me proud every single day.

Today, She's officially graduating from the Army! The blessings don't stop there. My wife is currently eight months pregnant with our twin boys. It feels like a triple celebration of life and perseverance.

Finally, I can say I am a fulfilled father. Yes! I did it as a single Dad. God is truly faithful & I'm greatful 🙏🙌❤️"

© Unknown author