Onyango Ashtone

I help 10x business outcomes with digital employees that never sleep!
|| Alumnus @KamiLimu

Founder @xWanAI

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

"Do you consider yourself a victim of the world, or the world?"

~ Alan Watts

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

Somebody somewhere atadhani ni jaba💀
Thou hath traveller, in this world and the next.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

I am just a visitor who liked this universe a little too much and decided to return, Nzioka.
My future is now, so I'll give you spoilers.

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

too many agents running? you mean you're overwheLLMed😁

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

@_HANAID That would be a delight!

However, before you pivot, how about we collabo with Duma AI on this?😅

It's an assistant targeted for Driving Academies, so they can provide instructor level support beyond the classroom, on the road.
https://t.co/8ol8E0VNLP

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

@AAKenya Amazing perks! 🚗💨

Even with the best cover, safety starts with knowledge.

Learners forget 80% of what they’re taught.

Let's help your instructors bridge that gap with a 24/7 WhatsApp AI assistant trained on your curriculum.

Ensure they never forget the rules of the road!

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

Note to future self.

[pedram.md @pdrmnvd]

men in their 40s used to have cool midlife crisis but now they just have agentic workflows

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

@MkenyaMzi Anyways, check out my blog series where I vibe code a SmartDrive AI Assistant to aid drivers on common traffic rules e.g right of way at a junction, to prevent traffic incidents.

Too much Traffic?
https://t.co/Fi36Xo3Lqd

Will update soon with all Speed Cameras locations.

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

@MkenyaMzi You might have the environment variables well abstracted from the client side when you push code,

but if you use vite and store them as e.g VITE_POSTGRES_URL=********lks, which happens if you're vibe doing,

It exposes the variables anyway.

Either use NEXT.js, or rename them

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

@SimlawSimiyu @MkenyaMzi @StanleyMasinde_ 😂😂

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

@Kynsofficial Jumping straight to coding without thinking about the system design. You separate components

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

😂😂

[Asaassim @Asaassim]

The vibe coders are returning OTPs in forgot password requests.😭😭
We aren't safe anymore.

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

The new kid in the block😂
clawdbot

[Kevin Xu @kevinxu]

Gave Clawdbot access to my portfolio.

"Trade this to $1M. Don't make mistakes"

25 strategies. 3,000+ reports. 12 new algos.

It scanned every X post. Charted every technical. Traded 24/7.

It lost everything.
But boy was it beautiful.

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

Day 1 done!

Honored to train Tanzania’s tourism admin teams (TANAPA, Serengeti, etc) in partnership with Sonne Ventures Ltd.
AI is cutting admin tasks from 1 hour to <3 mins — boosting efficiency in park management & public service. 🌍

On to Day 2!
Kwa jirani kuna AI🙃

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

@_HANAID @Chiideraahhh KFC😭, the thighs have it

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

As sure as 🎭 !death,
Step by step I Am climbeth,
The 33 byte ladder, will sureth,
see the helical clouds at the 69th,

Servered, from the tÆther.

~ dat_apoet

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

Building software for a very underserved narrow niche market in Kenya, i.e motorcycle spare parts retailers.

How do you figure out the pricing model.

As small businesses, they shy away from a monthly subscription.

How viable is a once off payment to get lifetime access?

[Onyango Ashtone @dat_apoet]

We live to fight another day.

[Abhi @abhinav_dev69]

Be real for a sec...
What was your last git commit -m "message" ?
Mine was: "fucked" 😅
Yours?

[Aiden Tech @Aiden_Tech_Ai]

HOLY SH*T… This AI Agent does everything 🤯

Built in n8n :
🔁 Clones viral TikToks
✍️ Rewrites w/ GPT-4o
🎥 Auto creates avatar videos
🎬 Adds captions & edits
📤 Posts to 9 platforms (TikTok, IG, YT, X…)

🔁 Like+RT
✅ Reply “Steal”
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