knitty kitty

there is no god but the god of death. sinception™️ 444ever

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Why did no adult inform me it would be so hard to pick what to eat every fucking damn day of my life for the rest of eternity

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Doing this at an RFK rally

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

When will it be my turn to find an archival Roberto cavalli for $6 at the thrift :/

[Gally🐩 @gally420]

what if mario was made of paper

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Lmao the billionaire family that runs my company isn’t even doing a Christmas lunch for us this year

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Lately I been feelin like I came in at the end, the best is over

[Shan 💚 Techno David Attenborough @SeaShan_tyShay]

If we’re going back 60 years can we at least bring back the quaaludes and pure cocaine

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Hostel is based on a true story and they will def be participating

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

I should know better than to get in a Lyft alone without my modesty shirt on bc why did this man ask if I was belly dancing

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Just bc I’m good at my own makeup doesn’t mean I’m gonna be good at doing yours!!!!!! Leaf me Alone

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Oh to be a man working in a warehouse office

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

@microwavedfsh4u lol it’s wild for sure

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Went to the bars last night and everyone looked underage

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

It should be illegal to stop producing an anime before the final battle is even shown

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

@microwavedfsh4u Yeah hella lame

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

Ahh yes time for the French to take off a freakin MONTH

[4th haim sister @andromedism]

could a depressed person make *this?*

[knitty kitty @dat_brown_chick]

I’ve just had a rich af half brother living in the bougiest gated community in sandy this whole time

[Retiredtina @bradentbh]

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL