Iguanna Man

eat her pussy like it’s his asshole

[fresh @fauxfresh]

i’m due for an expensive dinner with a woman that does #not care about me

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

[engaging in one of my many vices] this is the one vice I allow myself

[debo @killmefam]

Last name ever. First name Gayest

[Hoe Hater @hoe_hater]

Me when my dad yelled at me for chewing tobacco at work as a 25 year old man

[Iguanna Man @dat_dat_alfredo]

fries

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating chip cooie

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[Iguanna Man @dat_dat_alfredo]

@hoe_hater Me having sex with a bbw be like:

[Iguanna Man @dat_dat_alfredo]

Anybody else just not having any fun

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

cant eat lettuce cant breathe the outside air what is there left to do anymore. eat pizza and jack off in my house? ah well. if i must

[Private Chips @privatechips2]

Drunk asf I’m supposed to be a DD
Fucking his ass put it on a CD

[Private Chips @privatechips2]

Triple sec on the rocks please

[Angelo D’Angelo @horny4gooigi]

Using Poupoori at the function and spraying it between my legs right on my ballsack

[Iguanna Man @dat_dat_alfredo]

So you gay bitches will suck a plastic ass dick and pretend it’s real… but won’t suck my dick and pretend I like you?!?!?!?

[Jerry Caviston @jerrance_]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

if you didn’t marry the person you dated at 19 then it’s over. just give up.

[i think @kutaiuranium]

saying “sure why the hell not” as i blow my leg off with a shotgun

[Iguanna Man @dat_dat_alfredo]

I wake up everyday in pure disgust that I’m still breathing

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[Iguanna Man @dat_dat_alfredo]

Surely it can’t get worse than this right?
-It is about to get much worse