MetricsMaestro

Analyst on weekdays, Arsenal fanatic on weekends and Champion league evenings #COYG.#Arsenal#Emirates

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

I was passing thru Emirates wasn’t going to clean any rubbish

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

Off to go clean the trophy cabinet at The emirate, another new one is expected tonight... #COYG

[Fan Arsenal Team @_ArsenalTeam]

If you’re bored, watch Arteta celebrating big goals we scored last season on our way to winning the league.

Enjoy 😉

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Goal difference 8-2 = 6
You conceded 7 goals to Nil against your biggest rivals

[Mo @husseinkhalifkk]

Mikel Arteta at 44 Alex Ferguson at 44

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

@tshepangmvshigo Micheal Jackson the great singer . Carry on 😂😂😂😂

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

With that song you will get automatic slot into champions league next season

[Jodye @tshepangmvshigo]

@database_junkie Champions of Europe you’ll never sing that.

[Engr. Napoleon Onyebilama @NapoleonOnyebi1]

BIG CLUB DOINGS 🥰😂❤️

[IFEANYI @ItsSocastic]

Old takers are still crying. They won't even be in europe next season

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

If you had shown us the UCL and world club trophy last season, we won't have beaten your ass on multiple occasions, maybe Uefa would have given you a waiver to play in Europe too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Elliott Rushforth @Erushforth1]

@database_junkie You could qualify for the fairs cup by holding a trade fair ffs 🤣

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

I agree you're better, see you in Europe next season. And hopefully you manage to get a shirt sponsorship before the season starts 😂😂😂😂
WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!

[Elliott Rushforth @Erushforth1]

@database_junkie Given we were founded in 2005 crazy how close we are to Arsenal then in trophies won, given most of yours are a cup (shield) you can win coming second in the league. And the two referenced didn’t make you champions of Europe

[Mod @CFCMods]

I know people won’t want to hear this but what possible reason would Morgan Rogers want to play for Chelsea instead of Arsenal right now?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

These streets are our own.

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

Chelsea really missed out on signing Declan Rice.

Imagine him next to Caicedo.

[Vivi...La Porsche @Viva_la_porshe]

They should try using their European trophy to get a sponsor na 😂

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

World champions that can't qualify for Europe.

World champions that are struggling to find shirt sponsorship

😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😆 😂 😂 😂 😂

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Chelsea are struggling to find a long term sponsor for the front of their match kits

The club values a deal between £60-£65m but sponsors have determined the market value to be around £30M

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

Left his brain on the chair immediately he saw Arsenal on the tweet 😂😂😂

[Richyyjay😎 @OmokaroRichy]

@Kennykazooba @JBFootyX @davidornstein Chelsea fans are universally thick 😂😂😂

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

Too much explanation my gee, save it for Europe competition next season
😂 😂

[The Bionic Man @TheRealMasud]

@database_junkie lol acting like you saw it happened and didn’t read it lol

Chelsea won intercity fair cup before then and we didn’t rate it

[Ochuko • #PeterObi2027 • #FuckAPC @McQuertzo]

Una don dey yarn this dust since 2008

[MetricsMaestro @database_junkie]

Lol Chelsea don't know much before 2005 when they started supporting a football club

[IFEANYI @ItsSocastic]

Here you go

[Premier League @premierleague]

We've put together some of the coldest photos of the 2025/26 season 🥶

👉 https://t.co/80lbb3sB5H