Chris Leonard

Bi-polar and autistic, a crowd-tolerant introvert with lots of curiosity, because Jesus.

Principal Domains Data Architect at GoDaddy.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@thereandjack @alphaman_111 @charlesmurray He's telling them that young people can do much more, and that history shows this clearly. I think his message is clear. He's raising the bar and being honest in telling them that they need to do the same.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@thereandjack @alphaman_111 @charlesmurray He is challenging them. He's challenging them to rise above anything and anyone that might try to tell them to live trivially: to gauge this week's difficulty based on what last week was like. 1/2

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

For the last two years, I've lived at the intersection of data and security, with an occasional cameo in Incident Response. I've proposed a new job title for myself: Director of Disastrous Data.

No disasters yet, but I like to be prepared.

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[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

Hey, @BuckWoodyMSFT mentioned me in his post!

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@tjaybelt Nice! What's the vertical axis (No. Unit)?

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@skdh Hi Sabine! I'm a big fan, but I'm no scientist, and I just ran into "Relativity of superluminal observers in 1+3 spacetime" (Dragan). Does it show that relativity can _lead to_ quantum mechanics, at least for superluminal particles? Have you done a video about this theory?

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

Seeing Cyber Trucks around town makes me miss the Pontiac Aztec.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@mathfridge I noticed, fwiw!

I took an extended social media detox once, and it was a very good thing.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

Trump comes unglued debating cat lady; says he's the guy to negotiate with our adversaries.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@AndyLeonard If I could click the heart button 100 times for this one, I would, Andy, if only to remind myself to listen more (including "listening to" other people's code) before arriving at conclusions and opening my mouth. :)

Take care, brother.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@BuckWoodyMSFT Also, the person who discovered the croc thought it was just a stone at first. However, upon sensing "something shocking" as though their "feet just couldn't keep still," they realized that they had, in fact, discovered a Crocodile Rock.

Happy Birthday, old friend!

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@BuckWoodyMSFT If always heard it was s crocodile, offering early evidence that it can be dangerous to use your Crocs in the rain.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@grrl_geek We still do a doge-load of SQL/XML queries at work (whatever its proper name is). My empathetic support is rooting for you!

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@BuckWoodyMSFT The likeness is uncanny.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

#sqlhelp Any takers on this one?

Alternatively, how many of your orgs only allow data _modifications_ (outside of normal ops) if the modifications are fully scripted and applied through a CICD pipeline?

[This would be "as opposed to being applied manually by a DBA."]

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

#sqlfamily / #sqlhelp :

Do you have experiences you're willing to share about deploying policies preventing DB developers from accessing production SQL Server data?

If so, please leave comments here. Feel free to DM me if you are uncomfortable posting publicly.

Thanks!

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@char_bone To many men, eating is mere fueling, even if others are present.

Some women I know (and some men) view eating in a group as a social or communal act first and foremost.

Nobody wants to put a lot of time into fueling up.

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@datachick With very thin clouds, the viewing was spectacular. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen, and I don't even know how to describe it. (2/2)

[Chris Leonard @databaseguy]

@datachick Where were you (other than your Mom's house)?

I was in Burlington, VT with one of my sons. It was my third total eclipse, but my first time in the center totality path and this time we were dead center. (1/2)