im cool

[im cool @dataeater2]

@JulianaLung I have this, I have had some serious shoulder injuries from sports

[im cool @dataeater2]

“Men used to go to war”

Yeah we did but now there’s “war crimes” and no war brides

[im cool @dataeater2]

Motherfuckerss going to ducking subway I’m sick to my stomach

[Lukas (computer)🛡️ @SCHIZO_FREQ]

If a woman truly loves you she'll spontaneously divine the ability to cook french food. You just come home one day and she knows how to do it suddenly. If you've never experienced this you're a spiritual virgin

[im cool @dataeater2]

Did RFK Jr just fall off the face of the earth?

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

I'm a "male loneliness" truther. I've never in my life experienced "loneliness" even if I didn't have any human contact for days on end. The most I've felt is boredom

[im cool @dataeater2]

@hollowearthterf Are you saying if a man fell on the street in front of you, you’d help him up?

[𝕊𝕀𝔼𝔾𝔼🏝 @6iege]

The most interesting thing about the Barbie movie is Ken's bloodless revolt against the Longhouse.

You are Ryan Gosling, Gosling is Ken, Ken is Prometheus, and perhaps you are too.

Let's take a look at the parallels between Ken's world and ours...

[im cool @dataeater2]

@LandsharkRides Arch of the moral universe is long but it bends to the will of menoquon4

[im cool @dataeater2]

@CheeseknifeM @KeithWoodsYT @mtracey Are the Japanese not a distinct ethnic group?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Once a girl told me to talk dirty to her and I kind of panicked and said, right as I entered her "Baby I'm gonna give you AIDS" and she sprayed like a fire hydrant

[im cool @dataeater2]

There needs to be a physiognomy evaluating ai bot on Twitter

[im cool @dataeater2]

Bro made an entire Twitter thread over his masturbation trends over the past year. Odd…

[Richard Yu @richardyuzee]

Confession: I relapsed on porn after 297 days.

But instead of feeling shame and self-hate like always - something weird happened:

[im cool @dataeater2]

@LandsharkRides David dees did a lot of things on this funny enough it’s his deaths anniversary

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Imagine shooting a man, with your last bullet. And he STANDS THERE...

UNFAZED.

@Cobratate

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Basically the only reason AI hasn’t taken all the jobs in Hollywood already is because producers haven’t figured out a way to sexually assault it yet