zach ✨

i like big data and i cannot lie. he/him.

[goosewin @Goosewin]

i 􏿿 unicode

[dudermane @612jack]

bartender: what are you having mate

guy who speaks in amazon product titles: yea can i get 2 Beer Beverage, Beer Cans, Portable Alcohol Beverage, Party Tailgate Birthday Event | Catering | Drinking Supplies | Aluminium, Silver (2-count)

[maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back]

remembering when my college friend made Angelina Juulie

[zach ✨ @datahomo]

@justin_al3x oh slay as soon as it comes out of storage I WILL be baking 🫡

[zach ✨ @datahomo]

@justin_al3x girl yours is the literal only cookbook I own

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

The Gold Line. CTA trains this past weekend in Chicago.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

My first house warming :

[luffy @0xluffy]

dude... you struggled with recursion..?

[zach ✨ @datahomo]

sure, i’ll get in on this one

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to stun in new photo

[ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ♥️👑 @JackDMurphy]

No one:

The B-52s:

[Loftwah @loftwah]

I set my wallpaper to this so I didn't feel like I was missing out.

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

Time to open twitter after 5 hours at the beach. I’m sure no major historical events happened while I was gone.

[chase @_chase_____]

i don’t know why people are so obsessed with their “purpose” on earth. i’m drinking a mountain dew

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

virgo taurus & capricorn placements

[soph 🐛 @zaeedmassanis]

Isabela is so real