A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... was a humble data monkey who spent his days fighting the tedium of corporate life. All views expressed are my own.
@LidlGB Has the person who came up with the changes to the Lidl Plus loyalty scheme been fired yet? The old scheme tied you in as you had 7 days to use your vouchers, including the 10% off if you spent £250 in a month. Now it takes a £500 spend to get a £5 off (1%)! Big deal…
@OctopusEnergy our gas meter is completely unresponsive and shows no display, meaning we’ve not got any gas supply to our house so no hot water, heating or gas for the hob. Neighbours not impacted. Can someone message me please and I’ll provide account and address details?
@MikeTappTweets Oh Mike, you poor thing. Hope those tears have dried by now.
Labour lost because they purged the left and then are surprised when the Left bloc beats them. This is your own party’s doing.
@GoodwinMJ The bots are out in force today. Their paymasters want their money’s worth!
@GoodwinMJ - suck it up, sweetheart. Your brand of politics took a beating. Take it like a man, and bow out gracefully.
BBC News rip apart President Trump's absurd rant at the United Nations
Share this with anyone who needs a little sanity from the utter nonsense Trump spoke
Val Kilmer is part of one of the greatest heist sequences in film history . Everything about Kilmer in this moment in Heat feels so real. Val Kilmer was just that dude: a vintage Hollywood bad-ass.
@CrossCountryUK Yes, she’s aware. Said this train should’ve been 11 coaches but only 4. Not really a surprise that it’s overcrowded, potentially dangerously, is it?
@CrossCountryUK 4 coaches for a train from Penzance to Edinburgh. Are you having a laugh? All 4 coaches rammed and people stood all throughout. Why sell so many tickets if you can’t properly accommodate people? Ridiculous #overcrowdedtrains
@CrossCountryUK We’ve had one woman faint because of the heat as there’s no AC in the vestibules. And the AC in the carriages aren’t coping with the volume of people either. Definitely the worst train journey for a good few years.