winter

yankees suck. Empl*yed. 20. fox laser. wemby dicksucker #differenthere #nhlbruins #nepats

[Trey @TA1297]

Brad Stevens every two years to a player on the Kings

[Frankie Abbott @FrankiesFilm]

How Sean Payton’s gonna call plays for Nix this week.

[winter @datawh0re]

smoking mr hanky

[caiden @caiiden_]

I definitely smoked the biggest blunt you’ve ever seen 😭😫

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

College Gameday on Saturday:

Desmond: I’m gonna go with Indiana

Bryce Young: I’ve got Nebraska with the upset

Kirk: I’ll take Indiana

Pat McAfee:

[Enma Daiō @JudgementofEnma]

Triple Redd's HVAC guy was standing over his shoulder like a treacherous vizier, telling him "Yes my nigga, you SHOULD do it for the culture. No not just the roof, ALL the surfaces, every square inch. You can't let them catch you slacking, my lord."

[pilly 🐳 @cfcpilly]

so i sat my austin reaves on the toilet and took a Luka Doncic

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

*Girl riding pinocchio's nose*
Pinocchio: 5+5=32
Girl: YES MORE 😩😩😩
Pinocchio: Bo Nix is a top 20 QB
*Girl gets sawed in half*

[Bree | Fsh IS OUT NOW!!!! @Leave_MeBee]

gay person: i'm gay

autistic person: i'm autistic

that one gay autistic friend: you should really play Destiny 2

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

My favorite part of the MLB playoffs is when Arod and Derek Jeter get sent to Big Papi's Psychic Torture Chamber

[Casey Baker @_CaseyBaker]

The #Patriots dropped a new Drake Maye to Efton Chism angle.

Absolute cinema.

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

saw hurts throw for 90 yards and hung up the cleats

[natty @17natty_]

making a song called “all girls are the same” after dating a 14 year old😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

hand caleb lomu a water

[MaKCT 🪏 @KctBurner]

2 pandemics before you touched Super Bowl turf .@JoshAllenQB

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

The boring Boston Bruins look atrocious tonight against the sleazy Ottawa Senators, and should be deeply ASHAMED of their LOW ENERGY disaster. As everyone outside of the Once Great State of Massachusetts knows, crazy Cam Neely is one of the Total Nutcases to have ever worked in NHL Offices, and is a Deeply SICK man. Dopey Don Sweeney and his brother in insanity, Crazy Cam, simply have the Boring Bruins treading water, as they are Sadly many Miles below what they once were, and quite Frankly, 2011 was a very, very, LONG time ago. SAD scene! Thank you for your attention to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[Hood Action News @BAPingLoud]

If a nigga tell me Meet me at MLK and Penis I’m staying my ass in the house

[𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙈𝙚 @JusMe___]

Christian Gonzalez at 17