paul singman

🏌️‍♂️🎶🏋️ It's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world A little colder

[paul singman @datawhisp]

if your hands don’t have any callouses, you’re doing it wrong.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

@lledrok @sjmtweeter 😭

[paul singman @datawhisp]

I have no problem with a size S sweater/jacket costing less than a size XL

[paul singman @datawhisp]

@DanMarcustweets Yes. Will report back.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

When did Facebook become so thirst trappy?

[paul singman @datawhisp]

How are people dealing with the mold ring around the base of your electric toothbrush that forms every couple weeks?

[paul singman @datawhisp]

What’s the rule for when it’s time to replace a sponge?

[paul singman @datawhisp]

Ordering new things on Amazon is so convenient, I won’t even spend 10 minutes looking in my house for something.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

"baby you have to forget, and i have to move on..." requires no explanation/direction

[paul singman @datawhisp]

Pay close attention to "bench" at 1:20
https://t.co/hja1x6fRsM

[paul singman @datawhisp]

.@kawhileonard is nicknamed "The Claw" b/c he claws away all your money.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

Lemons are likely pissed when we give em one squeeze for juice and then throw the whole thing away.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

Trees are surprisingly tall.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

If the towel doesn’t smell, all is well.

[Trevin Chow @trevin]

So good

https://t.co/q2XYRJjRiH

[paul singman @datawhisp]

I’ve never figured out what I should do when walking past someone.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

@elonmusk And yet we have to pretend like they are.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

If you wait for luck to turn up, life becomes very boring.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

.@RobinhoodApp we don’t need 100 notifications for the RVII fund. Chill out.

[paul singman @datawhisp]

Why does the @Spotify play button no longer work on the first try on mobile?