Andy

I do stuff and do it well. Photographer/Awesome/Person/Psychic

[Andy @datelessandy]

Sometimes I feel like a fart on a windy day

[Andy @datelessandy]

Ahhh!

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

You won't hear a better 55-second description of MAGA and Trump than this: in terms of the perspective of any minimally honest MAGA supporter:

[Andy @datelessandy]

My girlfriend on vacation all week, wants me to clean the snow off the driveway and then told me she isn't going anywhere 🫩

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Things that Republicans no longer believe in.

1. Limited government
2. Citizen rights to protect themselves from a tyrannical government
3. States’ rights
4. Free market capitalism
5. Independent banking system
6. Reducing the federal debt and deficit
7. Freedom of religion
8. The 19th amendment
9. No new wars
10. American soft power
11. Respect for the Judiciary
12. NATO

[Andy @datelessandy]

Thought I was hungover new years day but it turns out it was my body trying to reject an illness

[Andy @datelessandy]

I finally made it to a job I love and working with some amazing people that laugh at my fart jokes

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Start punching up. That is who is in the files.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

’Twas Christmas… and Trump held on for dear life 😆

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Fun Fact: Donald Trump has sued over 3,000 people in his life, but he's never sued anybody for calling him a pedophile

[Andy @datelessandy]

I'm in Nashville

[Andy @datelessandy]

I'm not taking my sleep medicine anymore. I truly appreciate sleep but being awake has been amazing and I could probably go about 3 more days with our sleeping. 🫨🫨🫨

[Andy @datelessandy]

I didn't take my sleep medicine last night and slept 5 hours and jumped out of bed ready to take on the world. In about 6 hours, I will probably remember why I take a little pill to sleep but until then it's time for sleep deprived activities!!!!!

[Andy @datelessandy]

I was going to play wordle today but drunk Andy did it 10 hours ago. It was solved in 4 tries. Good job drunk Andy

[Andy @datelessandy]

I should have had kids I think as I sip my beer and listen to my trashy neighbors yell at their spawn

[Andy @datelessandy]

After years of working all the time, I now get to spend more time with my girlfriend but we are starting to realize that maybe a couple hours a week is good enough

[Andy @datelessandy]

I found a new job but it's about as far insane as my last

[Andy @datelessandy]

I have food, beer, a great dog, and changing jobs in one week. Having the time of my life

[Andy @datelessandy]

Ya know what I am doing on my only day off tomorrow???? FUCKING WORKING

[Andy @datelessandy]

Being boss dude is tough because the smart people poop on the clock but I really need them to be out working because dummy over there just shit his pants

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kirk: The current president thinks you’re a bunch of garbage. Well, look around Mr. President, there’s a lot of garbage here tonight