an sloth

you ate my begonias
it's the perfect texture for running

[an sloth @datesloth]

@TxForever Such a brave battle for such a simple, simple man

[an sloth @datesloth]

@TxForever So your problem isn’t about the crowd chanting “no means no”, you think all chanting is performance and it’s driven you to tears on the internet. I wish you strength in this brave battle you find yourself in.

[an sloth @datesloth]

@TxForever You’re insinuating that by chanting no means no that the entire crowd is voicing their opinion about the case, you drooling chin strap. So you’re being performative or you just genuinely are so stupid you don’t understand how sports crowds are. Maybe not any friends?

[an sloth @datesloth]

@JessicaBakerr @GoldenKnights @NHL Sooo anybody who hires this lawyer is a rapist. That logic is airtight.

[an sloth @datesloth]

@MoustacheBarnes Win win

[an sloth @datesloth]

@travisyost It’s obviously Reilly

[an sloth @datesloth]

@HockeyPatrol I’ve let it sink in and it is irrelevant

[an sloth @datesloth]

@internetarchiva dis nigga said kenny chestnut

[an sloth @datesloth]

@NYMag Look at me. Crying like a baby.

[an sloth @datesloth]

@vwapx @creepydotorg no I’m gonna come make your kid so trans it’s not even funny

[an sloth @datesloth]

@AlfredoFilmGeek Legit one of the best interviewers of that era. He would play devils advocate, act like he didn’t believe the guest, ask things like “why should I care”, but in so got the guest to explain and defend their cause/case so well. Everything he said on TCR was layered beyond belief.

[an sloth @datesloth]

@LingoUnbound Same thing happens in sports betting; you can bet on what colour Gatorade is in the superbowl. Obviously people know what that’s gonna be.

[an sloth @datesloth]

@corporatedudes ya if he wants to talk to dads in their recliners

[an sloth @datesloth]

@ausome_a @AjaTheEmpress …are you

[an sloth @datesloth]

@ausome_a @AjaTheEmpress Jaws isn’t a real shark. It’s called tv dude fuckin relax.

[an sloth @datesloth]

@Polymarket CEO of ham sandwiches thinks ham sandwiches will replace all meals within 18 months

[an sloth @datesloth]

@bettypge69 @theliamnissan @CitizenByX She’s a fat bitch

[an sloth @datesloth]

@Emotion78687 I’m gonna lose me job

[an sloth @datesloth]

@theblockspot @NjTank99 It’s so unfair when good teams play good teams in the playoffs. And then teams just get eliminated?? How is that fair? The playoffs should NOT be about eliminating teams it should be about teams having fun and getting to play as long as they want to.