Papsmear Blue Ribbon

despite everything, it’s still you

[Papsmear Blue Ribbon @datghoulboi]

I love this city

[cindym🔻 @9cynthiam]

Seriously useful as well as fascinating website. Confirms everything you’ve been experiencing.

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

i was selling my body on the jeremy renner app

[lace @scenehe4rt]

“is this indica or sativa” bitch its MID now shut up and smoke it

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

You can smoke closer to gas pumps than they lead you to believe

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

at tj maxx if your card declines they let you pay with your body

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

ACAB stands for assigned cop at birth. It is a subsection of fetal alcohol syndrome

[Littlenutsac 🤡 @littlenutsac_]

Red Dead Redemption 2 is super slow in the beginning but once you get the Chevy Silverado it's so much fun!

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

[engaging in one of my many vices] this is the one vice I allow myself

[𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ lia @lesliechxu]

if you like cocaine you should try cocaine

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

I’m miserable because I never got to try the Panera lemonade that killed people

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[Eve @tinglespoon]

transphobia isnt bad because it hurts all women, its bad because it kills trans people. it also sucks that it hurts everyone else but that isnt the core issue

[nik - commissions open @kurony4z]

love my jank ass teeth 🦷🦷🦷

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[fishnets @stonedinurattic]

listening to my kill myself music so i get tempted to kill myself

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

it was used as religious tactic to keep slaves and soldiers from ending themselves

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved