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@TKo3o3 @Poeslawisalive With*

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@ojessie__ Sorry I ain’t got any carrots or apples

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@KingFunko @ligerzerosyren Hear hear.

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@ligerzerosyren Saw it 3 times in theater I loved it so much.

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@PostingOften In the kitchen an ice pick, in a tool box an awl.

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@oelma__ My belt works.

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@Queen_9_0 I think you’re just lazy. I can’t say I’ve ever seen anyone leave their trash on the table.

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@The_Merr_Cat If you’re taking it as hard as you can take it, the viewer isn’t really concerned about how “pretty” ya look. Just sayin 😉

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@stonexpitbull Reverb listings are the same. Add something to saved list then suddenly there’s an offer for 10 cents off a 250 pedal.

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@barbinpei Only acceptable if there’s a waterbed as well.

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@stonexpitbull Road trip!! Ya never know, change of scenery and different air could do ya good! I hope you enjoy yourself, you seem stoked already.

[Lloyd Sr. @powerman1954]

I asked 100 women what their favorite soap in the shower was. The most popular reply was, "How the f*ck did you get in here?"

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@clapyogal Lmfao!

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@stonexpitbull Baffrooms

[Brandon, Brandom Ideas @knuf1985]

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@Stoney420p @GlobalNewsMontr Looks like they paved the whole thing with cold patch. Crazy.

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@GlobalNewsMontr Probably shouldn’t have done a whole road in cold patch

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@KingMVP225 Take it, say thanks. Leave.

Laugh in their faces next time they ask because they’ll probably feel free to cheap you out again.

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@stonexpitbull I want the whole page

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@barbinpei That’s a hell of a chat up line.