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Single. Dating. Hysterical — follow my hilarious journey into online dating. #datingcristi

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Today I really hate men on dating apps. Grow up, you uncultured, ill-mannered, dealing-with-mommy-issues, self validation seeking swine. WHY ARE THERE SO FUCKING MANY OF YOU? WHY IS THIS A COMMON PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR? IS THERE A CASE STUDY ON THIS SHIT. 🙄😒👋🏼 #pof #poffail

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Not trying to end up in a glass cage today, fam. #nottodayjoegoldberg #you #datingfails #poffail #creepers

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@MyEndGames1 The lesbian dating pool is even smaller than the straight-decent-men pile.

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Today was not the day. I would’ve doused a MF in holy water 👏🏼

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@MyEndGames1 I’d be terrified if I were her lol

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@tess_will_i_ams And that’s how Oompa Loompas were born.

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@popsicle_____ Tarte’s liquid lipsticks have lasted me through... things. Anastasia BH, Fenty are pretty sustainable as well. The middle might fade depending on amount of... moisture but that’ll be any lipstick 😬 lip stains may work out a little better!

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@Matt44257351 LMAO

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@tess_will_i_ams Butttt... can I hab yo numbuh orrr...

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@AijhaYvanna You better now! For ya mama! Have a great first day girl 💕

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I’m starting to believe that men are actually crazier than women. And I’m counting my blessings more every day that I’m fucking single because I think I’d be homicidal in a relationship if this is what I have to look forward to 😂😐 #dating #singlelife #poffail #boybye

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@ortski83 Nutella 👏🏼

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My 19 y/o: I think I have a pimple on my back...
Me: *POUNCE* LEMME GET IT
19: NO ST- *struggles* MA. STOP IT. AHHH, IF YOU TOUCH ME FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS ITS RAPE

I laughed so fucking hard I cried. I can’t stand her 😂😭😂

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@redhead_ordead LMFAO this was far too funny for how close it hit home 😂😂😂😐

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@whrlygirl9 Welcome to the club babe! Enjoy your newfound freedom ♥️

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I don’t understand why people pack on highlighter on their nose. Some of y’all looking like Rudolph on crack. 😐🤦🏼‍♀️

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@TMRugbyCoach @suburb_single Literally LOL’d in the middle of the airport at this.