Deloach

Nothing was quite the way it used to be before.

[Deloach @dauntedeloach]

I got an empty pocket full of pennies I’m ready for whatever life throws at me.

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

They just let him bring his dog everywhere?

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[🇺🇸 @ThomasWrrld]

this is a bar oh my God

[redrum @griffisu]

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

[Marlon @ItsRaineyDoe]

Seeking counseling for fucking a reporter so funny, they made Tiger Woods apologize to you & me for cheating on his wife

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

Bag work

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

They want LeBron

[HeattheNeat @Neatharrozz]

dm’ed the girl who was constantly liking my story and got left on delivered
#pumpfaked

[Sukuwuna Ryowomen @treasurwd]

boy you look just like your daddy 😭😭

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

the male loneliness “epidemic”

[West Coast Kenny @kenthecowboy_]

If jesus returned today, would you recognize him? Or would you post his dms???

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

“you seem happier” thanks someone really hot has been love bombing me