Cheryl Hannigan

⚾✈♑ Bruin. Bear. Bookworm. Brave. I will scrub in on your liver transplant someday.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

Thanks, @GoCountry105 and @AshleyMcBryde for making me sob doing my dishes listening to her new song. #HandMeDowns

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

I have my therapy group meeting, and last time I was late the compulsive gamblers were betting the passive aggressives that they couldn't make the over-eaters cry.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

Could the McCallister sisters stand back-to-back? I’m short on bullets.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

Your tongue could open a wine bottle!

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

I’m still trying to understand why you drove to The Gap in the middle of the game.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

Ah, yes. Legendary smorgaphobia.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

Bonne douche!

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

But in civilized society, we have rules! It is the unspoken glue that separates us from jackals and hyenas!

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

@thinkbluee @Kristytipsy The math adds up to 69. Also, assuming 9 month pregnancies, that woman spent 621 months (51 years and 9 months) of her life pregnant. 🤔

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

@Kristytipsy Wouldn’t throwing him in the ocean just make him saltier?

I’ll see myself out.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

@Simone_Biles owes you nothing.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

@Kristytipsy I think that’s from Thor, so it’s old anyway. I’m watching my way through the Marvel shows and movies, and can’t wait for Loki!

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

@thinkbluee Woman! I still drive my Saturn, LOL!

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

@ductapemyheartt Former fan of that band here! Here to tell that you are not wrong! It was deuces for me as soon as all that went down. ✌🏼

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

@ductapemyheartt @hansonmusic Thank you, @ductapemyheartt!

Is fist pumping still something at concerts? I’m sure it is...just not at yours, @hansonmusic.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

Can’t you see that it wants to die? Let it go.

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

Oh, who is it? Another one of your ‘til-dawn-do-us part relationships?

[Cheryl Hannigan @dauntlessfienx]

I can’t go out with a gynecologist! Do you know what they do all day?!