Dee

Laughs. Abundance. Wellness. 💫

[fana🌷 @fanaticjustforu]

“for me, the sun rises and sets with her” oh god this is the sweetest thing 🤧💘 tom hiddleston, you're the only man ever!!!!

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Jen&Juice🧋🔜 AnimeFrontier @jen_rossyion]

One thing I noticed as an adult, you can survive being around other sick adults, but the moment you get near a sick kid???? Hang it up LMAAOOOO

[Dee @DauryneDee]

@Shad_khalif Sasa hii imebandikwa Japanese culture aje🤣

[KJ @Nzula_m]

Kupatana na mzazi before going on a bender is risky business. Sahii niko club na ngwashe kwa bag🤣😭na sijui ntarudi kwangu lini

[Lempaa Soyinka @LempaaSuyinka]

Uganda sent 5: UK sent 6: Others had between 5-10 delegates to UNGA. Your country sent a staggering 84. Weep for your taxes. Hawa wanasaga mali yetu kusaga!

Gnamokode!

[Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ @iamkathambi]

Nakuru being practically the home of all supermarkets in Kenya is so fascinating.

[kay @keishasyomiti1]

Mamdani! We need streetlights in Nairobi 🥲

[Dee @DauryneDee]

@omwambaKE Abai💀

[Dee @DauryneDee]

Alaar

[Lufthansa @lufthansa]

@AQululu66418 We’ve already responded to you numerous times via DM on different social media platforms. The response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now. /Flo

[LV @ItsHer_Nessa]

My senior is on leave, and he misspelled my email address on his out of office email. I really do serve a living God.

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Yesterday, KCB Group Plc closed at KSh94.00.

I highlighted KCB as undervalued when it was trading at KSh66.50. A gain of 41.35% in about 5 months.
I explained why I was buying and I explained why I believed the market price did not reflect the underlying value.

Ukiskia mtu akisema Ndindi Nyoro had insider information simply because he identified an investment opportunity in KPLC, that is lazy thinking.

You don’t need insider information to get it right in the stock market. You need to understand the fundamentals.

Prices can be driven by sentiment and speculation in the short term, but over time, the market tends to recognise underlying value. Earnings, book value, profitability, cash flows, asset quality, debt and growth eventually matter.

In the long run, fundamentals matter. Price eventually has to answer to value.

[Dylan Abruscato @DylanAbruscato]

They really could’ve just said “Your bag”

[Dee @DauryneDee]

@KeleleSaysKE 🤣🤣💀💀

[Dee @DauryneDee]

@Maa_lim @vmuchiri1 Cope. Finish the quote.
…oftentimes better than a master of one

[Dee @DauryneDee]

@GacheriNdumba La femme shoes. They have an ig page and a physical store at adlife.

[Kenyan Wall Street @kenyanwalstreet]

Kenyan banks 2025 market Share Rankings:

TIER I — LARGE BANKS (5%+)

1. KCB ➠ 17.3%
2. Equity ➠ 11.8%
3. Co-op Bank ➠ 9.4%
4. NCBA ➠ 7.9%
5. Absa ➠ 6.4%
6. Stanbic ➠ 5.8%
7. I&M ➠ 5.6%
8. DTB ➠ 5.6%

TIER II — MEDIUM BANKS (1% to <5%)

9. StanChart ➠ 4.5%
10. Prime Bank ➠ 4.3%
11. Bank of Baroda ➠ 2.6%
12. Family Bank ➠ 2.4%
13. Citi ➠ 2.1%
14. Bank of India ➠ 1.6%
15. NBK ➠ 1.5%
16. SBM ➠ 1.1%
17. Sidian ➠ 1.1%
18. Ecobank ➠ 1.0%
19. HF ➠ 1.0%

TIER III — SMALL BANKS (<1%)

20. Victoria ➠ 0.8%
21. Gulf African ➠ 0.6%
22. BOA ➠ 0.5%
23. GTBank ➠ 0.5%
24. ABC Bank ➠ 0.5%
25. Kingdom Bank ➠ 0.5%
26. Habib A.G. Zurich ➠ 0.4%
27. DIB ➠ 0.4%
28. Premier Bank ➠ 0.4%
29. CIB Kenya ➠ 0.3%
30. Credit Bank ➠ 0.3%
31. Development Bank ➠ 0.3%
32. Middle East Bank ➠ 0.3%
33. Guardian Bank ➠ 0.2%
34. Paramount Bank ➠ 0.2%
35. M-Oriental ➠ 0.2%
36. UBA Kenya ➠ 0.2%
37. Access Bank ➠ 0.2%
38. Consolidated Bank ➠ 0.2%
39. Spire Bank ➠ 0.0%

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[Dee @DauryneDee]

@munajason 🤣🤣🤣wah

[Dee @DauryneDee]

@AIB_AXYSAfrica Bro do you ever respond to your customers on any platform!?
My money is missing.