David Lovejoy

Chicago actor, Dungeon Master, Hufflepuff. Ze/Hir/Hirs/Hirself

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

Today my gay outfit made an old man do a spit take when I walked by.
The outfit wasn’t even THAT gay
#pridemonth #imgay

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

@max1ne3 @ArianaGrande Everyones just going to watch me cry from the moment @ArianaGrande steps onstage to the moment she leaves.
#GodIsAWoman

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

When Ty says: “I’d never heard Thank U, Next until I saw the music video, and when I saw it was Mean Girls related I understood how similar you and @ArianaGrande are
🤩😻🤩😻

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

If you call an Uber pool but take 5 minutes to show up when it arrives, then you are trash and wasting everyone’s time
#uber #expresspool

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

@itsmesephmoz The thank u, next music video is both a birthday and a death day present for I have died of happiness
#thankunext

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

This is why these idiots need to stop this baby gender nonsense.

[CNN @CNN]

A video released by the US Forest Service shows the moment when a gender reveal party in Arizona went horribly wrong, sparking a wildfire that burned nearly 47,000 acres and caused more than $8 million in damage https://t.co/cQddzTS1T4

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

This is the birthday present I needed.
Thank u @ArianaGrande

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

I like when Shawn Mendes angrily says he’s not gay and I’m like ... everyone’s gay, just give up already

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

@max1ne3 @MedievalTimes I know the medieval queen at medieval times so perhaps we’ll be treated like royalty

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

This along with the photo of Ariana kissing a girl turned this lame day into a holy day

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

@official_margot Makes u think

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

Katharine McPhee losing to Taylor Hicks on American Idol was a foreshadowing to the 2016 election

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

This is canon

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

Holy shit “to and fro” is just saying “to and from”

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

Of course @ShirleyHamFam put up my headshot next to the #CursedChild playbill. They’re creating the positive energy to get me into that play.
#ilovemyagents #iobviouslydeservetobeinthatplay

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

@ArianaGrande, can I be next?

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

@max1ne3 @jk_rowling @netflix Every time there’s a Harry Potter question I loudly shout. I’m sure the folks at #jeopardy would be thoroughly distressed

[David Lovejoy @dav_lovejoy]

y’all know when @ArianaGrande talks about meeting “Ari” in #ThankUNext, shes talkin about another girl named Ari and this is her saying she’s gay.