Dave

[Dave @daveBM]

@_JohnHammond https://t.co/wu0PGgUJVC this is pretty solid

[Dave @daveBM]

@CyrilRamaphosa You know it's bad when the president gotta beg for a vote

[Dave @daveBM]

@TracketPacer I often walk around passing Molly to the team and then hanging loads of balloons around the office

[Dave @daveBM]

@HomeAffairsSA your department is a joke. Make a booking and stand in a line for four hours that doesn't move. Randburg Home Affairs literally looks like a bomb hit it. Litter everywhere, infrastructure fucked. Well done!

[Dave @daveBM]

@leonjza Yes! I would love to marry you

[Dave @daveBM]

@mybroadband Imagine rain could actually offer signal where I need it

[Dave @daveBM]

@CyrilRamaphosa @hagegeingob How about you stop fucking around on twitter writing solipsistic bullshit and fix the fucking country

[Dave @daveBM]

@CyrilRamaphosa Hahaha I call bullshit. More bs lies before the election. Your playbook is getting old. Also, get the fuck off Twitter and run the country

[Dave @daveBM]

@CyrilRamaphosa Get off Twitter and do your fucking job

[Dave @daveBM]

@CyrilRamaphosa fuck you Ramapoesa. Your anc has fucked this country

[Dave @daveBM]

@CityPowerJhb ETR on beyers ?

[Dave @daveBM]

@TracketPacer How so?

[Dave @daveBM]

@Vodacom when are you gonna release android 14 for S22 ultra? Surely it doesn't take that long to include your bloatware?

[Dave @daveBM]

@leonjza DALL-E is great for presentations as well as chat Gpt. Made this recently ..

[Dave @daveBM]

@Eskom_SA @CityPowerJhb What the actual fuck is this schedule? Do you draw it from a goddamn hat???

[Dave @daveBM]

@TAKEALOT this patio set is being sold for R2599, it's also being sold elsewhere for the same price but you have it advertised as 56% off, original price R5999. Why are you so unethical? Your company is morally corrupt. I can't wait for Amazon

[Dave @daveBM]

@CyrilRamaphosa how's about some tax relief? Having to pay for private security, schooling, medical, and now electricity whilst also paying tax is utter bullshit. Stop being a pussy and weed out corruption

[Dave @daveBM]

@brucebusiness Ugh, can Ramaphosa grow some balls and sort his house out

[Dave @daveBM]

@ShaumKolakeri @HumansNoContext Trolling right?