David Nel

into sport,fishing and shooting, and I'm a farmer :P

[David Nel @daveNel03]

Baby fell asleep on my chest while I watched the market. Peak life. 🧢 🪐

[David Nel @daveNel03]

Just got tickets to Anime Expo Cosplay prep starts now! Who’s going? AnimeExpo 🍄 💰 👍

[David Nel @daveNel03]

Rediscovered my old vinyl records and set up the player again. Nostalgia overload. 🌱

[David Nel @daveNel03]

Equality means ensuring no one’s potential is stifled by prejudice or barriers. Let’s clear the path for all to succeed. EqualRights 🌱 🎁

[David Nel @daveNel03]

AI wrote my dating app bio. It said "lover of long walks and financial stability". Too real, deleted it 🍀 💰

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

I hate being judged by people who have never even said one word to me.

[David Nel @daveNel03]

@RudeComedian: Bad: Waking up and finding a penis drawn on your face. Worse: Finding out it was traced.@Dan73Scott

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it's a bad habit.

[Macklemore @ltsMacklemore]

I forgive a lot, but I never forget what's said and done.

[Jim Carrey Comedy @JimCarreyComedy]

!f yUh t!p3 lyk3 dihs , DONT TALK TO ME.

[SceneStream @scenestreamapp]

Teacher: "How much is a gram?" Me: "Shit, depends on what you want." Teacher: "Out, just get out..."

[David Nel @daveNel03]

@danispall6 thanks so much for a sick party last night, had such a jol with everyone ! :)

[David Nel @daveNel03]

Need to find a jol... #weekEnd

[David Nel @daveNel03]

@InDepthDave you piece of shit, I'd love to come, but not this holiday. have to work on the farm hey,U going to rage at the end of the year?

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