Dave Chaplin

Not long now and all the hobbies can come out of the shed.
Edit--all the hobbies are out. \o/

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

It'a shame that so many Ai sketches are out there and ppl believe them. The doe is standing in mid air most of the time and as said , the guy's shoes turn into wellies mid way. And i just noticed that as he lifts it out it ages a year at least. 😆 Nice (fictional) story at least.

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@TheOneChappo Can't say we don't feed you . 😆

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@NotABadChap Stay alert m8...i never even got out of Reedham.

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@NotABadChap @blissy_sama I hope there's no more funnies like that in the pipeline.

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@NotABadChap I hope Ellen doesn't give you a hard time while you are there. ⛈️💨

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@NotABadChap @andyo1966 Imagine doing that in Norwich where it's really hot. 😓

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@NotABadChap I can't work out if you are serious or just testing out your sarcasm app. 🤔

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@HHSGov The US continues to appear like the countries it says it hates. 🙄

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@jacobinmag So the rest of the world has to wait until October for the supply to catch up after the US buys all the stocks and rips off it's own sickly public? It really doesn't look good does it? 🙄

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@SecAzar So the rest of the world has to suffer? It would have been a little kinder to allow us a small share..how bloody selfish!!🙄

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

Interesting to see #SportsDirect and China 2nd wave fears both trending in the top 5. There's the future right there. 🙄

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@NotABadChap Perhaps he thought you were some kind of young thug. 😠

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@AnissaZahr @almurray Well spotted tbh..so deeply subconscious i didn't even know it was there. Perhaps i should have added househusbands/fathers. Try googling Shari Lewis and Lambchop who used to keep me enthralled before you were born. x

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@uncertainhis Wisdom teeth are a real pain (pardon the pun)..thank Heaven for Bonjela. 😩

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@jwelly1984 @JoannaRothwell1 @FPLMidget @EssexPR @timmyvoe oops! you obviously didn't think that one through did you? And if you did then you are a bigger idiot than you realise.😕

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

#coronavirusqa Why do tenants at my local care home remain untested and declined hospital admission even though 3 have died from pneumonia. Are you trying to keep the stats down?

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@AnonymousCareH1 My local #carehomes 3rd death now from pneumonia..ambulance refuses to take them in and no #Covid19 testing offered. With ppe well below the levels of the NHS what hope does my wife have as a carer watching her tenants die. 😰😠

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

@Roman_Britain @dumuseums

[Dave Chaplin @dave_chaplin]

Earth-1..Mankind -0. #EarthDay 🌍