Mann

With two Ns, for Nmphasis.

[Kira Clow @MunizClow]

Check out this drawing of "dinosaurs kissing" https://t.co/Qq58lty2Sr #Drawful2

[Mann @dave_coll1ns]

https://t.co/JI4RE3pI0Y

[Mann @dave_coll1ns]

"Peter Johnson Squandrel"
#presleyclow @MunizClow

[skwan-drell]

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single."

The man answers: “Wow, how did you know that?”

Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”

[Chris Barron @thechrisbarron]

My stepmom told me I’d be a janitor [nothing wrong with that] and live in the basement of a school and play guitar for the rats.

I wrote a song about her. It’s called Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong.

It’s been played on the radio three million times.

[Mann @dave_coll1ns]

@MunizClow Hold the end of the rope, and let it make Yes-No decisions

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Did you know there’s no canaries on the Canary Islands?

Same with the Virgin Islands. There are no canaries there either.

[Mann @dave_coll1ns]

@Benhartman Kim Dongald

[Bridget & Eamon @BridgetandEamon]

These are the Top Ten #BridgetandEamon episodes according to the votes on #IMDb - Agree / Disagree?

[Mann @dave_coll1ns]

@amazonmusic You've been great. I signed up in December when you had the, 'first 3 months for .99' deal. This attempt was nothing against you. I'm a Pixel guy. Thought full emersion into the Googs was a solid idea. Thus far I've been wrong. And thus far you've retained a customer

[Mann @dave_coll1ns]

I had every intention to switch from #AmazonMusic today. With a non-functional Google music app, that won't be happening.

@GooglePlay @Google

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I went to a psychic.

I knocked on her front door.

She yelled: “Who is it?”

So I left.

[Andrew O. @TheOrvedahl]

Who eats 1/6th of a frozen pizza? Get the fuck outta here, nutritional facts!

[What Could Go Wrong? @CouldWrong]

I'll just have a few beers what could possibly go wrong

[Cyn ⸆⸉ @CynPlicity]

“Grew his hand back right before dying” #GameOfThrones

[Alex Delong @alexmdelong]

Jon Snow getting that Nights Watch assignment again
#GOTFinale

[baebae HopefulBroncoFan daniels @baebae32]

#GameofThrones

Staring at the TV after that ending like: