David Matthew Hall

[David Matthew Hall @dave_h81]

Got to love finding a thurible for sale in a street market, although I’m fairly sure the vicar at my parish church would raise an eyebrow if I waltzed in waving it about in a cloud of smoke for family service next week! #AngloCatholicProblems #BellsAndSmells #LowChurchLocal

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@miladreaamy 12.

It’s vertical lines multiplied by horizontal lines.

It’s literally n=xy

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@Mimiiben1 63

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@Timt_2009 @fesshole I only asked because BHX only has one runway, so unless you landed at Coventry and had a quick jaunt down the A46, you landed on the main (and only) runway.

There used to be another (short) runway, but that was closer to the terminal and has been closed for years

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@Timt_2009 @fesshole Which super secret second runway at Birmingham was that?

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@MrJamesMay Mosquito? Please let it be a Mosquito…

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@chinmj @PuseyCentre Maybe it’s just a place where they sell hold and cold sandwiches, pastries, drinks and (for some obscure reason) Italia ‘90 panini stickers…

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@gen_jedi @Rosie6500 @ThatEricAlper It’s a “Spider”

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@sasmayaku Yes, that’s a token exchange. Possession of the token gives the holder a guarantee that they are the only train in that section of line.

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@Matt_Pinner Field hockey, golf, tennis, squash, table tennis, Jai Alai, cricket, snooker, 10-pin bowling, crown green bowling, skittles…

Really not that hard at all!

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@SarahForRuncorn Do you mean like helping the sick, needy, outcasts and vulnerable?

Or (as I suspect) do you prefer to cherry pick which bits of the bible you follow?

The irony of your cynical use of the church is not lost on anyone.

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@WilliamShatner Mine was most excellent, that’s me on the left!

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@BladeoftheS The leader of our County Council is all too happy to pose for photos with these “patriots”…

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@earthcurated Sven, Ulrika, Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn, Anni-Frid…

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@JonathanADiaz @RevThomasSander @churchofengland @dioceseoflondon @prayerbook_soc Thin end of the wedge, next thing you know it’ll be drive-thru sacraments (I did see a church in the US offering drive-thru imposition of Ashes once…)

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@Dr_Bekka_UK Worst stars in their eyes reboot ever!

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@Thomasjordan72 @JohnChallenge11 @mitie @mitie looks like he realises he screwed up by posting what he did, but not to worry, I screenshotted it, so you can have a “friendly chat” with him

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@Thomasjordan72 @JohnChallenge11 @mitie this guy claims he works for you and has been taking videos of the people you are paid to provide security to. That would be a breach of GDPR (and probably the human rights of the migrants in your care) wouldn’t it?

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@ianboydsnr @fesshole (Phone rings)…

Me: Of course I’ll pass on the massage…

…that was the 1950’s, they said they want their chauvinistic opinions back!

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@crazyclips_ Wouldn’t drink that, did she never learn one of the golden rules of working behind a bar.

The customer’s 1/3:

NEVER touch the top 1/3 of the glass, I don’t want your hands all over the bit that I put my mouth on!

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@manomanowdays @tweet4Anna_NAFO @acnewsitics I’m not French 🤦‍♂️