DH

Sometimes funny, all the time hangry. 🌮 Talent Buyer @TransmitPresent 🎶 Production Manager @Wavelengthmusic🌛✨ (he/him)🏳️‍🌈

[DH @dave_henry]

I just want to eat a McCain deep and delicious for dinner, is that too much to ask?!

[DH @dave_henry]

@heyhibbie Fine, but just table salt. None of that fancy stuff.

[DH @dave_henry]

My friend just called Cold Play the boiled chicken of music and he’s not wrong.

[DH @dave_henry]

That empathetic look that people give you when you tell them you have to go to Service Ontario is what unifies Torontonians

[DH @dave_henry]

I once (3 years ago) worked on a family Christmas event where I hired the actors. Tonight, someone ran up to me and said “hey, it’s me jangle, the elf!” and I’m my heart/head I said “Patrick - you can use your human name”.

[DH @dave_henry]

Toronto, you are somehow cold and warm at the same time and I hate it

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Is it even Toronto if there isn’t controversy with the mayor?

[DH @dave_henry]

K, hear me out. What if… we just never stop being on holiday break?

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

BREAKING: Everyone loses in Ontario's municipal elections

[DH @dave_henry]

@mmccormackk I did go for a smaller option but it does still take up quite a bit of space in our tiny bathroom

[DH @dave_henry]

I bought a waterpik so I can neglect flossing in a more modern way

[DH @dave_henry]

We used to have a normal amount of butter knives but recently there has been only one, and every day I think about where all the others may have gone and under what circumstances, and instead of just buying more I’ve accepted this single butter knife reality.

[DH @dave_henry]

Remember Uber pool?

[Artform. @LolaSalehu]

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

[DH @dave_henry]

Give @bellybustersub a Michelin star

[DH @dave_henry]

Made it halfway through the day without spilling something on my shirt!

[DH @dave_henry]

This might be the most Toronto tweet.

[TTC Service Alerts @TTCnotices]

Line 2 Bloor-Danforth: No service between St George and Broadview due to a Raccoon on the tracks.

[DH @dave_henry]

Okay, but explain to me why cheesecake is NOT an acceptable option for breakfast. I’ll wait.

[DH @dave_henry]

When you’re drunk yet responsible, and you gotta get up early, don’t forget to set your calculator so your don’t sleep in.

[DH @dave_henry]

@RealJezebelley Jonathon Pruitt, pictured here