david morris

[Georgia Hilton @CNcharteredA]

YAY!!! All 3 of our trainees that were awaiting results have PASSED! That makes 3 new fully qualified accountants at Clarke Nicklin today!

[Mark Lawrence @Mark__Lawrence]

FREE COPY of Red Sister to random person retweeting this!

Prince of Thorns is the daily deal on UK Amazon. 99p!

https://t.co/dUKEz80J2m

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"How did the office Christmas party go?"
"Yeah I don't work there anymore"

[Georgia Hilton @CNcharteredA]

Having a great time celebrating Christmas Jumper Day in aid of @whenyouwishUK

[Georgia Hilton @CNcharteredA]

Great fun run for @wearepreventBC on #Cheadle Royal Business Park today 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃

[david morris @dave_morris1990]

Ready to start!! #mcassball2016

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

Goodbye 2014 you were a long and difficult year, full of missed appointments apparently.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being so full that even your pyjamas now fit you like a wetsuit

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I might give it a miss" - Translation: I will categorically, positively, definitely, 100% not be there

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Day 120 of Christmas
-One parsnip remains stoically in fridge
-Attempt 1st bit of fruit for weeks
-Say "up to much for New Year?" 30 times

[Georgia Hilton @CNcharteredA]

The team in fancy dress today #halloween #caketober @4EVERManchester

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Always thought the Scottish League could do with being more competitive...

[david morris @dave_morris1990]

@ETSimmonds1 @DrogBurt90 what is this sorcery?!

[Danny Dyer @MrDDyer]

Not that I haven't........