Dave Lonne

Amateur drawer, pretend green thumb, bird nerd, apiarist and first class chump.

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

Thank you Lemuria for spending 382 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/gtkt1F1cyi

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

@Optus Have sent a Dm

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

@Optus hey optus, sat on the phone for an hour and a half only for the call to start again. Can you just tell me if you are posting me a new modem out to my new address? dm me please

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

@karlamac24 Probably the best thing to happen today.

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

And this is coming from Piers Morgan, one of the most shameless out. Things must be bad.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Wow. A self-promotional commercial with cheesy elevator music? This is one of the most tone-deaf things I’ve ever seen a country’s leader put out during a crisis. Shameless & shameful.

[The Tree Projects @TheTreeProjects]

SWOOSH, SWIFT PARROT 🦜 - we climbed a giant blue gum in Tasmania and recorded 8 swift parrots. The old growth habitat trees in the immediate area around this 92m tall tree are set to be logged this season. @firstdogonmoon @BirdlifeOz #tasmania #birdwatching

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

@prestontowers I haven't been to Sydney enough to understand all of these, but I do know it's an intolerable shithole. Every time I've been, I've left angry.

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

Further, back slang definitely exists and is live and well here in Aus. I was a butcher and the language of retchetub (phonetically butcher backwards) is used regularly. Man, great episode!

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

Re cockney slang for street. It's road ie hit the frog and road. Barney is just the word for fight. Australian here with our own dialect @SYSKPodcast @josh_um_clark

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

Also Australian for fart is "the horse and cart". Joey Blake = snake

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

@NetflixANZ Just finished The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance. Wonderful. Really great and does the original justice.

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

#woodford2018

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

Well done both @AlboMP and @KarenMMiddleton under difficult circumstances. From a recently lapsed greens member, I feel the responses summed up the Adani circumstances well. With any luck the current conditions will prevail and it will never get up.

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

@actualfredsmith @Meshel_Laurie @karlstefanovic This is a public forum, hence why when you tweet stupid things, sometimes people respond.

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

@actualfredsmith @Meshel_Laurie @karlstefanovic Hi Fred. Here's some more unsolicited advice. Stop being a jackass.

[Goongerah Environment Centre (GECO) @eastgippyforest]

Greater Glider found dead after VicForests logged old growth on #Errinundra plateau in 2016. We found a high density of Gliders here, it should have been protected. We surveyed, lobbied, protested. It was logged and the gliders died. Glider killing is nothing new #SpringSt

[Riff Raff @RichardAOB]

About this pamphlet Matthew Guy. 👇

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

Hey @johnhilltube I just listened to the podcast with you and @bamueltabes and I found it pretty damn positive and motivating. Really dig the attitude you guys have and display to the world through your videos. Keep em coming and keep killing it.

[Dave Lonne @dave_ske]

Two great marks leading up to that goal. Well played. #AFLLionsCrows

[J Evans @Distinctboxes]

A deer entered one of the shops in Colorado. The shop owner gave him some chocolate biscuits and chocolate. He came out of the store and returned after half an hour with all his family members. Photograph via Satar