Dave and Brian

We are a musical comedy duo from Philly that tours and makes videos. We also contribute Tweets to @nationallampoon.

[Dave and Brian @daveandbrian]

"I'm not afraid of Kim Jong Un. I'm not afraid of Vladimir Putin. The only thing in the universe that scares me is gluten"
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Here's a video of Dave and I playing "Hot Pockets" at a comedy club 10 years ago. (Back when I was in my mid-20's)

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Pass it on.
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“All the girls fell in love with Luke Perry”

#ripLukePerry

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I decided to upload our song "Tom Cruise" to soundcloud this morning. You can download it if you want to. For those unfamiliar with the song, it is from our 2005 album, "Call it what you will". Fun fact: That was a long... https://t.co/WCMqata9us

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It’s Wednesday.
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Remember when we brought back the high five?
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Early on in our career we wrote a pretty weird song about an 23 year old guy who falls in love with an elderly woman. We stopped playing it at our shows years ago. Thanks to the Internet, the song... https://t.co/GxucwvJidj

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Help Señor Fancypants finally reach 500 "likes". If you like the music of Dave and Brian, you will probably like Señor Fancypants. The same person writes the music for both. It's not as funny, but it's still pretty fun. https://t.co/V7Ko13kZjT

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You can now listen to all 11 episodes of the podcast on Youtube. https://t.co/6u9SeGZ9Lo

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Yes.
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Make sure to check out the latest episode of Brian’s podcast. https://t.co/zEodKvK2dU https://t.co/zEodKvK2dU

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Make sure you go like The Dilly Dallies page. We played their song "I get up" on the podcast today.

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Back in 2012, we had a glockenspiel that could shoot flames. It was pretty rock and roll. Unfortunately, it's pretty hard to travel by airplane with a glockenspiel that looks like an explosive device. It didn't get used much. Luckily, there is... https://t.co/OwBanZ5OxU

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On this very day back in 2015, our "Downton Abbey" video was featured on Good Morning America. They contacted us shortly after, and asked us to make a music video for them about The Bachelor. We agreed to it, and ended up getting on the show. 5... https://t.co/Dbg0nILCvh

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Everyone should share this video tonight, so the world can be a better place.
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“I make a salad with a vinaigrette. I’m all out of croutons, I’m filled with regret”
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[Dave and Brian @daveandbrian]

As many of you know, Dave and I have decided to bring our musical comedy career to a close. We both felt it was the right decision and there are no hard feelings. Dave is in seminary, and works as... https://t.co/JAl9Yg59Mb

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For the record, if Hootie and the Blowish were to ask us to join them on their 2019 reunion tour, we would immediately come out of retirement. So if you want more Dave and Brian, you’ll have to talk to Darius Rucker.